Tuesday, January 05, 2021

Stop the Squeal!

Warm Scuzzies #996
Cleta Mitchell

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos's Library
Certified as '100% Free of Books'

Ronald Reagan Returns to Earth,
Will Make Guest Appearance at
Electoral College Vote Count

Is Clay Higgins (R-LA) a pinhead?  Go ahead:
judge for yourself.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #857
Marjorie Taylor Greene

Warm Scuzzies #995
Steven Brandenburg

Ravenator Trying to Find 11,780 Trump Votes in Georgia

Monday, January 04, 2021

"Honey, Big Prick, the COVID-19 Vaccinator,
 says you need to drop trou."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #856
Shiva Baghari

Lin Wood's Cat

"When is Trump going to award the Presidential Medal 
of Freedom to Alex Jones?  That's what I want to know."


Pence's First Law of Metaphysics

Just When We Thought We Were Safe from
Satan-Worshipping Pedophiles

Ted Cruz, Leader of the Sedition Caucus, Masks Up 
Before Attempting to Hijack American Democracy

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #855
Gayle Trotter

Sure, solicitation to commit election fraud is a crime, but 
Trump wasn't trying to do that.  He was just trying to get 
Georgia's Secretary of State to divulge the 11 Secret 
Herbs & Spices in Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Fox News Cuts Video Feed of Georgia Trumpnik
Flashing the Sign of the Three-Eared Sphincters,
the White Supremacist Hand Signal Popularized
by Donald Trump

And he said 'inappropriate' so harshly,
like saying it's 'inappropriate' to eat
sweet peas with a knife.

Sunday, January 03, 2021

Do you suppose Devin Nunes will share this award
 with his cow?

Trump Sez:  "A lot of Republicans are going to 
vote negative, because they hate what you did 
to the President."

"I think everyone needs to calm down.  I
think we need to tone down the rhetoric."

Election Tamperer and the Bootlickers

Marc Thiessen Pulls Ten Hats Out of One Rabbit!

Orange Julius Caesar Wants Georgian
to 'Recalculate the Vote'

"Good Lord, it's Crusader Rabbit!"

They will be easy to spot.  Just look for the 
knuckle draggerwearing Humble Boys t-shirts.

Santa brought George Conway a 
thesaurus for Christmas.

Louie Gohmert Covers Himself with Glory

MAGA Man's Swan Song

Saturday, January 02, 2021

Mitch McConnell's Louisville Home Vandalized
by Bad Speller

Violence in the streets?  Louie Gohmert is ready to rumble.

Mortified Pachyderm

Leave it to Ted Cruz to desecrate the Texas flag.

Recently-Declassified Photograph #51
Ivanka Trump Inventing the COVID-19 Vaccine

Has Lin Wood started believing he's Napoleon Dynamite yet?

Jenna Ellis Sez:  “To be clear: I do not support the statements 
from Attorney Lin Wood. I support the rule of law and the U.S. 
Constitution.”  

Angry Bird Lost in Space

Lonely Louie's East Texas Nights

Lin Wood Becomes So Radioactive
He Glows in the Dark

Friday, January 01, 2021

Would someone please tell this nimrod from Missouri
that the Senate already has one Ted Cruz and doesn't
need two?

It was Vanilla ISIS, not Vanilla Ice, that skipped
Trump's New Year's Eve party.

There are five fake boobs in this picture.  Can you
spot them?

Cat Hair Solution

How God Will Certify Donald Trump's Defeat in the 
2020 Presidential Election

January 1, 2021

Bragging Rites

Adventures in Aestheticism #259

Some say socialism has been rising 
since the Day of Pentecost in 30 A.D.
As the Bible says, "All that believed 
were together, and had all things in 
common."

Nancy Looks Ahead Into the New Year