Thursday, May 13, 2010

Remember the Population Bomb?
Well, it's still exploding.
"$6.7 billion dollars a month poured down the drain in
Afghanistan? God, that makes me sooooo tired!"
Troll Threatens to Go Makeup-Free
King Tut-Tut and His Magical Papyri
This man is wearing his sexuality on
his tattoo sleeves. Can you tell if he
is straight, gay, bi, or celibate?
What does Kelsey Moore, Miss Texas USA, tell Louie
Gohmert about our society? “An absolute breakdown
in morality," he says. "And when you lose morality, you
get economic chaos. And when you have economic chaos,
historically, people have always been willing to give up
liberty. And that’s what we’re seeing.” [Among other things.]
Brad Goehring: It Takes More Than a Name
to Make You Generalfeldmarschall
Senator Kit Bond (R-MO) Pioneers New Technique
Which Allows the Mind to Absorb Intelligence
Briefings While the Body Is Sleeping

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #113
World's Worst Jobs #110
Siberian Coal Miner
If, as Mike Allen recently claimed, politics has become
indistinguishable from the entertainment business, what
does that make him? A Black-and-White Wimple in a
Technicolor Wimple World.
Baboon Yawns, Inhales Entire Universe
A spectre is haunting Specter,
and its name is Joe Sestak.
"Guns or butter? Sounds like a false
dichotomy to me. Guns or butterflies?
Now there's a real dichotomy!"
Ten percent of Americans believe environmentalists
intentionally sabotaged the oil rig Deepwater Horizon
off the Gulf Coast. Another 22% are unsure. That's almost
one-third of our fellow Americans who, at some point
in their lives, have obviously been abducted by extra-
terrestrials and had their brains sucked out through
bendable straws.
"Six Catholics and no Protestants on the U. S.
Supreme Court, eh? Hey, Martin Luther,
how do you like them apples?"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #161
David Codrea
Remember Dean Allen? Well, he's still hugging
his AK-47 as a candidate for Adjutant General
of the South Carolina National Guard.
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #47
No Sheeples Here
Ted Haggard Incorporates New Church
to Be Called 'St. James Infirmary'