Judge Warns Atheist Snygg Not to Make Asexual Noises

Beer Goggles May Be Required During Use

NFL May Start Suspending Players for Violent Bong Hits

"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

said Richard Nixon unexpectedly.

Gingrich Suffers Rebuke from Dubuque

Obsessive-Compulsive Survives 25,000 Big Mac Attacks

Former California Governor Hopes to Revive Hollywood

Career with The Fornicator

Rahm Emanuel Sworn In as New Mayor of Fucknutsville

Dark Horse Comes Up Lame

Aussie Dies While 'Planking', Starts

New Facebook Trend of 'Slabbing'

Fish Caught Telling Story about Texas

Making Fish Tales Illegal

"It is patently untrue that I talk out of

both sides of my mouth."

Squirrels Applaud Huckabee Decision

United Kingdom Overrun by 30,000 Voracious Parakeets

If Rand Paul is the most interesting man in

the Senate, what does this say about Reason,

the Lexus of libertarian periodicals? 

Newt Gingrich Accused of Aiding and Abetting Lampooners,

Wags, Parodists, Satirists, and Suckling Tigers

The Palestinian youth didn't live in a glass house,

so he felt free to throw stones.

The Palestinian boy was on the verge of saying, 'Better to

light a candle than to curse the darkness', but he didn't

speak English, so he remained silent.

Have you noticed how the interval between your quarterly

Mental Prophylaxes with Nurse Pelosi seem to grow

shorter and shorter? 

"Relax, Senator Coburn, that call was from Rachel Maddow.

She just wanted to say, 'Hi!'"