From UtopiaFest, Fearguth is moving on to Canyon de

Chelly National Monument in Arizona.  From there, he

will head to the Grand Canyon.

Mark Sanford Announces His Days of Hiking the

Appalachian Trail Are Over; "Maybe It's My Age," He 

Says Sadly, "But I'm Too Tired to Take Another Step"

World's Worst Yoobs #148

A. J. Delgado

Burger King Introduces New

Black Knight Burger

"What's that all about?"

"Oh, it's just Todd Palin's birthday party."

"I swear, the anti-semites are out to get me!"

Fearguth's has had all of the reality he can stand

for a while, so he will be at UtopiaFest for a few

days.  Updates will unpredictable for a while.

"It saddens me to say this, Bowser, but you're toast."

Warm Scuzzies #508

Bobby Harrell

"Mr. Clapper, would you be interested in learning

 '25 Secrets to Making Yourself Even More Handsome

 Than You Already Are'?"

Dustin Siggins is a real name, not just an exercise

 in onomastic mopery, and it belongs to this

 NRO mook.

Old Men with Guns #25

Buddy Myers

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #47

Fran Millar

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #58

Todd Starnes

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #593

Bill Cassidy

Warm Scuzzies #507

Lavon Heidemann

If you were to attend a church where Pat Robertson was

preaching, you would probably want to be fully-armed

to improve your chances of getting out alive.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #57

Glenn Thrush

Some people believe Rick Perry is Texas.  

Well, sorry, but no: Willie Nelson is Texas.

Sign of the Times #60

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