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Already weary of speculation about the 2010 and

2012 elections? No one seems to be speculating

about the 3000 election yet. So, why not be the

first? Go for it, Futurepundit!

Palinmania is a state of mind.

So is the Insane Clown Posse.

"No, I wasn't bowing to the Japanese Prime
Minister. I was just puking in his lap."

With David Brooks, Deep in the Bowels of the GOP

Reverend Bob in Black and White

Reverend Bob in Living Color

Oxymorons for Our Time #11
Good War

Captain America Wins Rock-Paper-Scissors Contest,
Comes Out of the Closet

In the movies, Kharis was buried alive because

he committed a sacrilege. In real life, he died
from hardening of the arteries.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #109
Wesley Pruden

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #67

World's Worst Yobs #144
Lynn Woolley

Bold & Fresh? Sounds like a vaginal douche, doesn't it?

"I apologize for Goldman Sachs wrecking the economy.

Now give me another damn bonus!"

Remember when people thought Afros looked strange?

Sarah Palin says the presidency is "not on my radar
screen." When asked what a 'radar screen' was, she

refused to answer, accusing the reporter of asking

a 'gotcha question'.

While Sarah Palin is getting richer and famouser from
her book tour, 17,000,000 American households are
going hungry. Something is definitely wrong with
this picture.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #66

Need beauty? Try the Willy Wonka Facial Mask.

Stan Laurel's twin brother wasn't so funny. He was a bankster.

Welcome to the United States of Exaggeration, Hyperbole,
Bombast, Bald-Faced Lies, Bloviation, Bullshit on Stilts,
Whoppers, and Yarns

Give me a P!
"P!"
Give me an F!
"F!"
Give me a U!
"U!"
Give me a C!

"C!"
Give me a K!
"K!"
Give me a Pfuck!
"Pfuck!"
Give me a Pfuck Pfizer!
"Pfuck Pfizer!"

Papa's Got a Brand New Bag

Remember when kiting checks was America's
second most popular national pastime?

Karl Rove Sharply Criticizes President Obama for
Inhaling Oxygen and Exhaling Carbon Dioxide

"I'm nostalgic for those days when we had a manly,
bloodthirsty sociopath in the White House who
could say, 'Let’s kick some tail and ask questions
afterwards', you know?"

Mascot of the University of Tennessee
Law School Shorthorn Steers

Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #22
Tea Party Patriots

David Brooks says Sarah Palin is a 'joke'. Well,
as the old saying goes, it takes one to know one.

Warm Scuzzies #39
Scott Rothstein

Nicole Is Busting Out All Over

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #65

"Keep on smiling
Cause when you're smiling
The whole world smiles with you."

Subtract all that is fake, phony, and false from Carrie
Prejean and this is all that remains. But as we learned
from watching Sleeper, the nose can be one of the most
dangerous parts of the body.

They weren't exactly 'in the tank' with lobbyists,
but they were getting closer and closer.

In his dotage, he always choked up when George
Stephanopolous asked why Punkin Puss had, at
long last, told him, "Up yours, Mushmouse! I've
decided to become an Islamo-Fascist!"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #25
Zelig 2: Leonard Obama Lincoln Does D.C.

Need someone to explain the difference between
'nuts' and 'balls'? Ask a squirrel.

Camp Bow-Wow Mole Revealed to Be Omega Moo Pledge

"God, how I wish I had trained to be a
bomb-sniffer instead of a breathalyzer!"

Golden Teabagger Retriever

The Prime Minister was pleased that the American
President appreciated the old Singapore joke about
the pig with a wooden leg.

David Ignatius is different from the rest of us. He
is the Headmaster of the Village Idiot Academy.

Even while bowing, the President of the United States
was taller than the Emperor of Japan.

"The urgent necessity is for President Obama to make a
decision -- whether or not it is right. The suspense is
killing me and I can't press the tips of my index fingers
together anymore!"

"What's with this 'Bald Eagle' bullhockey?
Can't you see I'm a 'DFH Longhair Eagle'?"

Make Waves, But Make Them Peacefully

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #64

Lioness Patiently Waiting for Another Pair of
Mormon Elders to Happen By