World's Worst Jobs #147

Bangladeshi Brick Handlers

Kool-Aid Man Unimpressed with Trump's Wall

Trump Gives Harry Truman Hell

Trump's Doormat

Trump Begins Withdrawing Soldiers from Syria

Adventures in Aestheticism #135

The Fastest Mouse in All Mexico® is also handy

 with a hack saw.

Adventures in Aestheticism #134

Be Obsequious

"Sometimes I get up and I go into the bathroom and I 

look at my face in the mirror and I see little tiny hairs 

growing out of my face."

Absolute Rat Has Absolute Right

According to the latest poll, a growing number of Americans 

are blaming Trumpty Dumpty for falling off the wall.

Repetition Compulsion

'Spy balloons are being tested by Border Patrol in Texas'

Kellyanne Conway to Jim Acosta: "You're a smartass!"

Jim Acosta to Kellyanne Conway:  "Better a smartass

than a dumbass like you."

Got Mitch?

Incredible Hulk Sez:  “We’re no longer the suckers, folks.”

Breathes There the Man with Soul So Dead

Things to Avoid #36

Click-Bait Headlines

Emergency Powers, Austin's Brother

Know Your Trumpian Anatomy

Trump Sez:  "We are now planning a 

Marshmallow Wall rather than 

concrete."

Whiteworld #73

Trump Explaining How His Wall Will Keep Non-White

 People Out of the United States, Thereby Protecting

 and Securing White Hegemony

Abandon Perspective from a Single Viewpoint,

All Ye Who Enter Here

Whiteworld #72

Someone has to be last, so it may as well be

Lindsey Graham.

Déjà Voodoo

The Balder Patrol Has Trump's Back

Fashion Benghazi may have caused four Americans to

die laughing.

Like Mitt Romney says, Trump "has not risen to the

mantle of the office."

In Trumpsylvania, nobody can hear you scream.

"He's a great big bundle of joy,

He's the Trump Administration shoeshine boy."

"I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink

I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink."

Trump's Washington Monument

And in those days, the fox guarded the henhouse.

And 222 years higher than George Washington!

Know Your Mavericks

Like his buddy Donald Trump, Lindsey Graham is fond

of using the Double Three-Eared Sphincter gesture.

"A NASA spacecraft traveling 4 billion miles from 

Earth has sent back its first close-up pictures of the most 

distant celestial object ever explored, Ultima Frosty."

As you can tell from this photograph, the Obama's

DC residence is surrounded by a ten-foot

see-through wall, like the one Trump has

been tweeting about lately.

Metaphor Mixology #15

Mitt Romney Sez: "The President has not risen to the 

mantle of the office."

Jerry Falwell, Jr.'s New and Improved Jesus

With the Trump Lie-O-Matic, you too can

lie like a pro!

Governor of Kentucky Rushes In Where

Angels Fear to Tread

Fairness Doctrine

"No, I am your embroiderer."

Adventures in Aestheticism #133

Made Sense to Superman,

Makes Sense to Trump

Classic Study of Prevarication

Gets an Update

Like John Kelly said, "To be honest, it’s not a wall."

English is John Kelly's second language.  His first

language is Pentagonese.