Karl Rove, Bush's Brain, may be despicable,

but he's not stupid.

Trump Vs. Trump

Donald Trump and Donald Trump, Jr. Accuse Pfizer 

of Deliberately Waiting Until After Election Day to 

Release Its New Cheezit-Flavored ChapStick

Tonto Understands the Importance of 

'High Thread Count'

Kilroy Puts Four Seasons Total Landscaping

 on the Map

"Hey, kids, what time is it?"

Some say all of Trump's precious bodily fluids 

are being sapped and impurified.

Not to Be Confused with Wittgenstein's Ladder

"Thou that destroyest the temple, 

and buildest it in three days, 

save thyself. If thou be the

Son of God, 

come down from the cross."

Booksellers Say No One Is Stealing

Trump's New Book

Warm Scuzzies #984

Mehridith Venverioh

William Barr's Latest Probe

Pompeo Vows Smooth Transition to 

Trump’s Next Term in Prison

It'll take a while longer, but the word is getting around, even

 among diehard Republicans, that Trump is toast.

Warm Scuzzies #983

Steven Murphy

"Republicans Whisper ‘It’s Over’ as Trump Glues 

Himself to His TV and Refuses to Concede Election"

He dreamed it was 1950 and the Howdy Doody Show

was on 24/7.

When Trump leaves the White House, his

Oval Office chair will be looking for a

new home.

OK, Tucker, you first.

When God Realized Creating Man

Was His First Mistake

Warm Scuzzies #982

Lang Holland

"Superman?"

"No, SoreLoserman."

Rudy Giuliani's Last Stand

Shed a Crocoduck Tear!

Zuck in Love

Ben Smith Sez:  "Maggie Haberman lives rent-free 

in Donald Trump’s head."

Donald Trump, Jr. thinks the vaccine news 

is a little fishy.  He knows a lot about fish.

First Positive News About Ben Carson

Since 2017

From Eurotrash Skank to First Lady 

and Back Again

God Has an 'Iron Rod'?

Electile Dysfunction Keeps Trump from 

Screwing America for Four More Years

Rudy Giuliani, the Man Who Put Four Seasons

Total Landscaping on the Map

Excedrin Headache Number 46

Old Man Look at Your Life

"I am he as you are he as you are me

And we are all together."

Have Sign, Will Travel

Trumpnik Bloviator for Hire

For Those of Us Who Have Never Seen a 

Rattlesnake on Acid

Kenneth Copeland Processing the News

That Biden Won

75,245,602 Americans Suspected of 

Vast Deflationary Conspiracy

Cancel Kultur

It takes 43 muscles to frown.  This is the way Trump is

getting his exercise these days.

Lindsey Graham Sez:  “If we don’t challenge and change 

the U.S. election system, there will never be another 

Republican president elected again.  President 

Trump should not concede.”

Fox News, Wall Street Journal and New York Post 

Appeal to Trump to Preserve his Legacy by Showing 

'Grace in Defeat'

Golf Club Owner Loses 

Presidential Election

"Are you here for Cosplay Day or are you

looking for the nearest Army recruiter?"

Those who know Ted say his Hiroo Onada

impersonation is even better than his Joe

McCarthy impression.

The Germans have a name for Trump,

Der Hausbesetzer, which, being 

interpreted, means 'The Squatter'.

Experienced Mafiosi Seek Employment

Admiral Akbar Chosen to Coordinate Attack

 on the Trumpnik Death Star