Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Among the Sensitive Compartmented Information the FBI 
retrieved from Mar-a-Lago were the Happy Boy Papers.

Herschel Walker Sez:  “My bike is not bent 
so anyone can ride my bike."

Trump Removes Hat, Reveals Redacted Hairdo

Ann Coulter Sez:  "Trump’s done. He’s over."

Justice Department Drops the Hammer on Trump

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Trump Whistling in the Dark

Prioritize, Prioritize!

Twitter Circle Unplugged

Lindsey Graham, Rodeo Clown Gangster

Trump Hires Chris Kise, Political Knife Fighter

When you are 76, talking about what you plan to do in
2024 is rather presumptuous.

Grimacing, Trump made a fist and called it 'action'.

Communism:  the All Around, General Purpose Epithet

As brothers go, he's not all that big.

No Twitter tonight in my coffee
No Twitter tonight in my tea
No Twitter to stand beside me
No Twitter to run with me.

Newspaper Headlines, 30 August 2050

Warm Scuzzies #1,230
Matt Chandler

This week's new election to re-install Donald Trump as President 
is brought to you by Colorado Hummingbird Tamers.

Trump's Latest Grift

Not the Right Time to Be Talking About
'Capital Assets'

So Corny, So Doggy, So Corny Doggy!

Trump Claims to Have Intel on French President Emmanuel 
Macron's Naughty Sex Life

Another Goddam Trumpnik Demonstration!

Emu Phillips Sez:   "When I was a kid I used to pray 
every night for wings.  Instead of wings, God gave me 
a new bicycle.  Have you ever seen a flightless bird
try to ride a bicycle?" 

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,018
Robby Starbuck

Monday, August 29, 2022

Warm Scuzzies #1,229
Joshua Pruitt

Rest Area Next Exit

“If Trump is prosecuted for mishandling classified 
documents, there will be temper tantrums in the streets.”

Dog Demands 'Special Master'

Biden's Bowl of Deplorable Semi-Fascists

For some people, like Tom Sachs, the meaning of life is
 to make the world's most boring shoe.

Pavlov's dog was named Druzhok.
Van Gogh's dog was named Monaural.

Ben Shapiro in a Ten-Gallon Hat Explaining Woke 
Progressive Overreach to a Kurd in a Turban

Trump Adviser Kash Patel Melts Down

Monday Mopery

You've Offended the Lord

Trump Complains DeSantis Is Stealing His
Three-Eared Sphincter Gesture

World's Worst Jobs #166
Putin's Defense Minister

Holding Our Breath, Waiting for Lindsey Graham
to Start Rioting in the Streets

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #134
Josh Hammer

Sunday, August 28, 2022

Ron Johnson Sez:  "Some people in Wisconsin think I'm a tool 
of Vladimir Putin.  Nothing could be further from the truth."

No Brag, Just Fact

Constitutional Scholar Lara Trump Claims FBI Search 
of Mar-a-Lago Was Unconstitutional

Ugly Serbian President Aleksandar Vučić Cancels
EuroPride Event

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #212
Inna Yashchyshyn, Donald Trump, and
Lindsey Graham

Shutting down the high school newspaper because it was
LGBTQ friendly has put Grand Island, Nebraska on the map.

Alas, we won't always have Paris.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,017
Donald Balduc

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #229
FPOTUS and the Pool Shed Papers

"Honey, is this one of those Barking Spiders you're
always talking about?"