This is the Mysterious Traveler, 

inviting you to join him on another

journey into the strange and terrifying.

Adventures in Aestheticism #239

Like Trump, Michael Bloomberg has been a magnet 

for women who claim he says the darndest things.

Puts the Coronavirus in the Shade

Baby Blimp Gets Pushy

Michael Bloomberg:  More Relatable, Hip, 

and Funnier Than a Mollusk

Someone should make a movie which includes the line,

"Every time a bell rings, a lawyer goes to prison."

If he doesn't get the Democratic presidential nomination, 

Michael Bloomberg could always run as the nominee of 

the My Billionaire Is Richer Than Your Billionaire Party.

Next Time on The View

No.

Available in Original or Extra Crispy

Joe 'Popeye' Biden

Adventures in Aestheticism #238

Mike Pence, One of the Most Lethal Improvised Ennui Devices 

Ever Deployed by the International Misanthrope Conspiracy

Once thought to be extinct, the Barr-Barr 

Jellyflesh has been found groveling

on the shore of the Potomac River

in the District of Columbia.

Poor Carpenter's Son Claims He Has Done More

for Christianity Than Donald Trump

Lord Dampnut, the Human Anagram

You don't have to be a doctor to save a life.

"Buttigieg, you're better than sugar in water!"

They Love Doing Dishes