Glenn Beck Day Costs Mt. Vernon, Washington, $17,748.85;

Taxpayers Threaten to Crucify Mayor Bud Norris for Pouring

Their Money Down a Rathole

If you live to be 72 and sleep, on average, 8 hours

a day, this means you will spend 24 years of your

life asleep. By the way, that's longer than Rip

Van Winkle slept.

Recently-Declassified Photograph #16

George Will's Michele Bachmann Action Figure

Warm Scuzzies #28

Larry Whitten

Punjabi Knuckle Sandwich Vendor

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #44

"Are all you little piggies ready to start

rootin' around on Wall Street?"

Driver Does Not Carry Cash

"'Cutting edge' or 'lunatic fringe': which is farther out?

We koalas want to know!"

"Hey, mofo, if you don't mind, stop

squeezing my Res Cogitans!"

Mary had a little lamb,

Its fleece was white as snow.

And everywhere that Mary went,

the lamb ate Cabrito.

Remember when you were voted on or off the island,

depending on whether you wore a patriotic pin on

your lapel? Those were the days, weren't they?

Blue Dog

At 69, Chuck Norris still doesn't have a gray hair on
his body, thanks to Red Dye No. 5.

Swiss Miss

The day was long past when a consensus existed

regarding what was true and what was false, what

was fact and what was fiction, what was good and

what was bad, what was beautiful and what was

ugly. Now people couldn't agree on what was up

and what was down, what was right and what was

left, what was North and what was South, what

was vertical and what was horizontal.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #24

Basket Case 2: The Day of the Wal-Mart Dead

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #43

Preserving Southern Heritage Since 1865

U. S. Supreme Court Agrees to Rule in Case

of Karzai v. Abdullah

Tucker Carlson Being Victimized by a Camera Bully

Almost seven years after the United States liberated Iraq,

the celebration continues.

If he's too toxic even for Fox News, the time must be

ripe for CNN to give Lou Dobbs a promotion.

Jemima Poodle-Duck

DickLiz Cheney Halloween Mask Selling Like Mad

Dallas Motorists Ticketed for Driving Under
the Influence of Español

Warm Scuzzies #27
Andrew Klavan

"Living life is fun and we've just begun
To get our share of the world's delights
High hopes we have for the future
And our goal's in sight
No we don't get depressed
Here's what we call our golden rule
Have faith in you and the things you do
You won't go wrong
This is our family."

"Incoming shoe, Commander Bush!"
"Shields up!"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #42

Grumpy Old Man Receives 'Keeper
of the Flame War' Prize

I Remember Dubya #29

The day finally arrived when Dubya began to regret

appearing in front of the 'Mission Impossible' sign

after landing on that aircraft carrier in 2003.

Fearguth's Rules of Order #35

As a general rule, a monkey would rather receive

a banana than to be flogged with a codfish.

Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #16
Neo-Neocon

Public Option

Robust Public Option

World's Worst Yoobs #55
Jay Newton-Small

Soupy Sales Dies from Cream Pie Overdose

'We're Too Rich': Affluent Americans Petition
to Pay More Taxes

Old Bay

Older Bay

World's Worst Yobs #138
Ken Rudin

When you color, remember to stay within the lines.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #29

Dick Morris and Ken Eliasberg

"I turned to Bernie Kerik," says Rudy Giuliani, "and

said 'Thank God George Bush is our President.'"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #41

World's Worst Yoobs #54

Ruth Marcus

"Watch out for Logical Fallacy #12! It's called

'Washington Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc', and

it's Fred Hiatt's favorite!"

Is Fearguth afraid of dying? No. But he IS afraid

of being 'monetized'.

Just think: in ten more years, you'll be able to see

Still Sentient at 90: Slate's Short List of the Most

Powerful Nonagenarians