Seriously, America, do you want to give Brett 

Kavanaugh a lifetime appointment to the 

Supreme Court of the United States?  Is this 

the best you can do?

New Trumpnik MAGA Hat

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Adventures in Aestheticism #98

Gosar Family Pariah

Ted Cruz Attempts to Connect with Voters by 

Wearing Grub Worm Colony as Mask

Lindsey Graham wants to ruin the lives of many people, 

not just one.

Pirro Suffers Rage-Related Head Injury

Jason Miller is the same married Trumpnik who 

impregnated A. J. Delgado and then left her and

her baby in the lurch.  Like Donald Trump, CNN 

hires only the best smoothie operators.

Where You Watch 'The Last Picture Show'

and Then Die

In additional to 'Magical Thinking', it's also called

'Parallel Parking in Alternate Universes' and

'Alternate Parking in Parallel Universes'.

"Get lost, Lyin' Ted Cruz!  You're not squanchy

enough to be a member of my Squanchy Party!"

"Do your six brothers and sisters, Congressman Gosar, 

despise you because you're a dentist or because you're a

USDA Prime Asshole?"

Unlike Beto O'Rourke, Ted Cruz burgles his Whataburgers

before he eats them.

America's Walkbacker-in-Chief

This ad was paid for by the Committee for

Hungry Amphibians.

Cody Wilson: Libertarian, Gunhugger, Sex Trafficker

Mitch McConnell and Ed Whelan have lashed themselves

to the mast of the Titanic II, Brett Kavanaugh's sailing ship.

Like its namesake, it was once thought to be unsinkable.

Obviously, Rick Santorum's 'Golden Age of Frothing' 

was a thing of the past.

One Brett Kavanaugh was bad enough, but now his

conspiracy-minded defenders are saying there are

two of them.

Adventures in Aestheticism #97

Trump's Campaign for Ted Cruz's

Re-Election Rolls Through Texas

Warm Scuzzies #830

Donna Bahorich

Whoever coined the word, 'obnoxious', must've

 had Donald Trump, Jr. in mind at the time.

GOP Doughboy Not Looking Poppin' Fresh

Donald Trump, Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle Land

Big Mouth Billy Bass on Montana's Stillwater River

Trump Sez:  “I don’t have an attorney general. I have a 

Keebler elf!"

North Carolina Resident Tells the Truth

About Hurricane Florence

Come On Baby, Don't Fear the Reaper

This Trumpnik is Jason Lee Van Dyke, a Texas lawyer 

who was arrested for filing a false police report about 

three guns stolen from his pickup truck.  His specialty

 is representing Neo-Confederates and Proud Boys.

Thanks to Stormy Daniels and Donald

Trump, we now know that Toad is a 

phallic symbol.

"You have failed me for the last time, 

featherless biped!"

Trumpniks in the South are being played by 

the wealthy like their ilk always has been. For

 details, see W. J. Cash's The Mind of the South, 

published way back in 1941.

Adventures in Aestheticism #96

From his heft, you can tell Sonny Perdue has been 

allergic to healthy school lunches since he was a child.

Ralph Shortey (R-OK) has been sentenced to 15 years in prison, 

after pleading guilty to child sex trafficking.  We all know who

 the guy on the right is.

If this is true, the Texas BBQ Trail will never 

be the same.

How to Recognize Different Kinds of 

Pond Scum 

No. 1: 'The Cruz Dinoflagellate'

Things Go Better with Coke Blunt

Drudgery Report #11

Matt Drudge Attacks Wrong Christine Ford,

Smears Himself

"Hello, all you happy people. 

Is Judge Kavanaugh a really good man? 

And he is. 

And by any measure he is."

Warm Scuzzies #829

Lynne Patton

Adventures in Aestheticism #95

Mika Brzezinski, Concern Troll, Sez;  "If Dems play 

really dirty on the Kavanaugh nomination], I don't think 

it's good for them."

Hey, if Kavanaugh is confirmed, he and Clarence Thomas 

can swap attempted rape/sexual harassment stories while 

Justices Ginsburg, Sotomayor, and Kagan are in the 

 ladies' room.

To All Trumpniks and Cruzistas Who Have

Questioned Willie Nelson's Patriotism and

Love for Texas

Mark Judge, Brett Kavanaugh's buddy and character

witness, wrote: "Barack Obama is the first female 

president.  He doesn’t have just a streak of the feminine 

in him; he seems to be a woman, and a feminist one at 

that, with a streak of man in him."

As Samuel Johnson might have said, "Impugning the

 patriotism of others is the last refuge of a scoundrel."

Big Ben, Little Ben

Pirro and Page, the Funniest Comedy Duo

Since Burns and Allen