Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #191

Sharpie's Machine Plays Cat and Mouth

Stormy Trump, the Singing Weatherman

Speaking of his son, Donald, Jr., Trump said that 

he is resigned to his son’s idiocy.  “He’s not the

 sharpest rubber knife in the drawer,” Trump added. 

21-Gun Salute to Trump Gets Off to Arousing Start

Oswald Mosley Redivivus

Hold On to Your Hat

Somewhere on the Road to the Flamingo Dance

Trump Watching a Flamingo Dancer on the Tallahassee Trail

Was it Mike Pompeo wearing a clown mask, or 

was it a clown wearing Mike Pompeo's suit?

Chris Wallace was in hot pursuit of the truth.

The Real Reason the Camp David Pow Wow 

with the Taliban Got Scrubbed

'Will Put Duck Dynasty in the Shade', Critics Say

Does the bull only charge when it's out of cash?

NOAA and the Flood

Trump's Debut as Meteorologist Popular with Fans of 

Mammary Glands

Having already hiked the Appalachian Trail (wink wink nudge

 nudge!), Mark Sanford will now hike the Pacific Crest Trail 

(i. e., run against Trump in the Republican primaries).

Aging Mouseketeer Still Holding His Banner

HIGH! HIGH! HIGH! HIGH!

Moscow Mitch McStalin

Critics Say Movie Would Work Better as a 

You Are There Episode with Walter Cronkite

Quantum Mechanic

Trumpnik Sez:  "I only believe things Trump says and

 attend his rallies so he can personally tell me the news."

Being civilized lions, they poached the poachers first, then 

served them on English muffins with Hollandaise sauce.

Robert Mugabe's Only Regret

Prime Minister Katrín Jakobsdóttir Schools Pence in Reykjavik

Alabama GOP Clings to Idea Hole Faced Big Threat

 from Trump

Projectile Verping Epidemic Strikes 

 Rising Gorge, England

But Wait, There's More!

Alabama Trumpniks Said to Be Fond

of Contortionists

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #190

Scissorhands vs. Sharpiefingers:  

The Battle of the Century

Short-Fingered Vulgarian No More!

With a degree in meteorology from Trump University,

you too can be a TV weatherman.

Relief Factor will make Sebastian Gorka go away

in just 21 days for only $19.95.  Call now!

Like Steve King, the GOP mascot drank out

 of a toilet at a migrant detention facility “to

 prove that criticisms of the conditions in those 

facilities are unfounded."

If the Centurion Had Been Jesus

Soon to Be a Major Motion Picture

Trumpnik Orange Glo Self-Serve Tanning Machine

Know Your Varneys

Remember those scary movies when Larry Talbot 

morphed into the Wolf Man and Dr. Jekyll morphed

 into Mr. Hyde?

'Boris Johnson Suffers Massive Blow in

 Brexit Fight'

Trump's Base of Support Appears to Be Broader Than Ever

Breathes there a man with soul so dead?  Yes, that would

be Mike Pence.

Of pornography, Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart

 famously wrote, "I know it when I see it." Of Category

 5 hurricanes, Trump sees them for the first time over 

and over and over again.

Smiley Face Gets a 2019 Makeover

This looks like a job for Pink Floyd.

Why are there so many Dysteleological Surds, like Matt Schaefer,

in the world?

Frackingstein's Monster

Warm Scuzzies #888

Ralph Abraham

Fearguth's Hall of Wacos #779

Matt Schaefer

Trump Administration Facing Nationwide Shortage

of Thoughts and Prayers

"If it will make you feel any better, Donald, 

size is relative," Obama said.

"I want women to adorn themselves with proper clothing, 

modestly and discreetly," the holy man said.