Think of how much health care Cigna had to
deny its customers in order to pay $12,236,740
in 2008 to its CEO, H. Edward Hanway.

Former U. S. Representative William Jefferson (D-LA)
has been convicted on 11 counts of defacing $90,000 in
US currency by keeping it frozen beyond the use-by date.

Did you hear the story about the clown
who ate the canary?

Stop laughing at the way Donald Kagan looks!
You'd look the same way if you were a
neoconservative and your children were
named Frederick, Robert, and Kimberly.

Having lost the ratings battle with Two Dudes
and a Webcam, Mouthpiece Theater has been
cancelled. Asked to comment on this hard-
earned reversal of fortune, Dana Milbank said,
"It's a brutal world out there in the blogosphere.
I'm often surprised by the ferocity out there, but
I probably shouldn't be."

Two thousand years later, first-century Birthers
were still demanding to see the long form of the
Son of God's birth certificate.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #7
Pat Toomey

Is it live, or is it Charlie Crist?

"I guess he wasn't kidding when he said his
head was about to explode."

If there is such a thing as an ultimate nightmare, it might
be this: Jay Bybee, a federal judge dressed as a clown on
the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit,
torturing you by driving a tenpenny nail into your
funnybone.

When you look upon the visage of what some percipient observer has called a 'stone-faced Okie gargoyle', you understand why some argue that Oklahoma would have been better off had it remained Indian Territory forever.

When he stands next to Bo Derek, Representative Ted
Poe (R-TX) imagines he's Tarzan and she thinks he's
Cheeta.

"Happy to meet you, Congressman Paul! I'm Jamie
Kirchick, Marty Peretz's bitch."

"But if we’re going to pay 700 million dollars like we
voted last Friday to put condoms on wild horses,
and I know it just says an un-permanent enhanced
contraception whatever the heck that is. I guess it
follows that they’ll eventually get around to
doing it to us down here in Tyler, Texas."

Marc Ambinder has been as successful defending GOP
astroturfing as he was putting lipstick on this pig
last Sunday.

Tea Shirt to Be Worn While Disrupting
Health-Care Town Halls

World's Worst Yobs #117
Peter Berkowitz

Orly, Orly, Oxen Free!

Now that he has persuaded North Korea to trade
two journalists for John Bolton and Michael Barone,
will Bill Clinton be able to persuade Iran to trade
three backpackers for Lou Dobbs, Glenn Beck and
Rush Limbaugh?

"This is CNN, the Cowards' News Network."

Joker fans agree: Capitalist Jokers are much scarier than

Socialist Jokers.

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-il Issues a 'Special
Pardon' for Two American Journalists at the Request
of Former US President Bill Clinton; Neocons Blast
the Obama Administration for Wasting Yet Another
Opportunity to Bomb North Korea Back Before the
Neolithic Age to the Paleolithic Age

Saharan Woman Tempting a Camel to Stick His
Nose Under Her Tent

Rush Limbaugh has reportedly lost 90 pounds of ugly
fat since March. Think of it: only 210 pounds of ugly
fat to go!

Moe Lane is unusual in that it's one
of the few one-way streets in America
that's also a dead end. This Shmoo
has lived on it all his life.

"Just give me all your George W. Bush collectibles
and nobody gets hurt!"

If convicted on charges of brutally assaulting his

girlfriend, Matthew Jaeger could be sedated with

Diprivan and then locked in a room with an angry

Lorena Bobbitt wielding the sharpest blade from
his own knife collection. Just a thought.

Matter/Antimatter

Woman/Antiwoman

His challenge was to use 'yclept', 'syzygy', and 'meniscus'

in a blog post while watching someone polish the floor

of the observation deck of the World Financial Centre

in Shanghai. It was easier done than said.

A Snapshot of Boy Erickson Aboard His Whinermobile

Sound Advice for Those Now Disrupting

Health Care Town Halls

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #63

Moe Lane

Boot Camp for Future New Jersey Politicians

World's Worst Jobs #97
Palestinian Charcoal Raker

What the Big Bad Wolffe Was Doing in Grandma's House
Before Little Red Riding Hood Showed Up

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #6
Thomas Van Flein

"They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time
and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean
white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!"

To keep his show fair and balanced, Lou Dobbs needs

 to interview more 9/11 Truthers, Holocaust Deniers, UFO 

Abductees, Atlantean Conspiracy Theorists, and members

 of the Church of the Subgenius.

"As I understand it, the tow truck driver was juggling two
cell phones, texting on one and talking on another, when
he slammed into a car and crashed into the swimming pool.
Like the Bible says, 'If the blind lead the blind, they shall
both fall into the ditch'."

Remember when Carrie Prejean was the
undisputed Queen of Pink Sippy Cups?

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #5
Jim Robinson and Ann Coulter

The present state of the Republican Party's gene pool
does not bode well for its reproductive future.

Indianans must really, really love clowns,
because they elect so many of them.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #62
Scott Plakon

Senator Ben Nelson's skin is so thin he's often mistaken for

one of the exhibits in Gunther von Hagens' Body Worlds.

Author of The Culture of Corruption to Be Focus of New

Book, Michelle Malkin and the Corruption of Culture

He wasn't nicknamed 'The Flash' for nothing.

Like her wicked Uncle Ernie, all she wanted to do

was fiddle about.