"Oh, hell yes!  I'm even crazier than

I look!"

Uh-oh!  Somebody got peanut butter in Frankenstein's

chocolate again.

His eyes were on the sparrow.

"The horror!  The horror!"

Pope Francis Exposes 'Marxist Problem' Inside

Catholic Church

Little Known Fact #44

The barber who trimmed Der Führer's

moustache died young under mysterious

circumstances.

"Did somebody say 'Black Friday'?"

Bildungblog is closed for Thanksgiving.

It takes talent to be America's most unpopular governor,

and Tom Corbett's got it.

George Zimmerman Taking Course on How to Defend 

Himself Against Fractious Females with Three Hand-

guns, a 12-Gauge Shotgun, and an AR-15 Rifle, 

All at the Same Time

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #531

Everest Wilhelmsen

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #88

The Hunger Games:  Craig Paul Cobb Skips Lunch

Magic Bus: The Who on Tour (1968)

Magic Bus:  Ed Snowden on Tour (2013)

"Amazing what I'll tweet to appeal to the Republican base."

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #28

Colin Flaherty

You will be happy to learn that you were not, according to

GQ, the least influential person of 2013.  Dennis Rodman

was.

Prehistoric Prime Minister Calls Iran Nuclear Deal a

'Historic Mistake'

Pope Francis Carries Peter in Box

Maybe it's just the camera angle, but isn't Sarah Palin

 beginning to look a lot like Maude Frickert?

"The thought of all those children working in Indian 

sweatshops making products with my brand on them

just breaks my pea-pickin' heart!"

State Representative Drew Darby (R-TX) forgot he had

a brain in his head and was charged with a felony for 

carrying a loaded gun into an Austin airport. 

After decrying the disastrous effects of

 'overreaching government' all day, GOP

 House candidate Stewart Mills likes to

 take the edge off with his best buddy and

 a beer bong.

The dog had been warned to not gaze directly at 

Rand Paul, lest it be turned to brass.

No Northern Cardinals were harmed

in the making of this Christmas

tree ornament.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #34

Charles C. W. Cooke

"We will tattoo Obamacare on Democrats' foreheads."

Oxymorons for Our Time #160

Hip Hop Conservative

Is the Dick Dynasty a dead duck?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #530

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

"Got blow?"

Now that he has been arrested for terrorizing the residents

 of Leith, North Dakota, Craig Cobb is demanding that he be 

incarcerated in an all-white jail with wall-to-wall swastikas

and hot-and-cold running neoNazis.

"This is an issue we have dealt with privately for many years, 

and we are pained to see the Liz and Lez family feud become

public."

Parents Relieved to Learn Miley Cyrus

Smoked Plain Weed on Stage, Not Sotweed

Pot Addiction Turns Stefani Joanne Angelina 

Germanotta into Lady Gaga

Open Carry Texas Gun Bullies Posing for a Picture

Open Carry Texas Gun Bullies Not Posing for a Picture

Rick Perry Doing His Clark Kent Impression

Fearguth hath a need to be funkified.

  He therefore leaveth home today for 

Bear Creek Music & Art Festival at 

Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park

 nigh unto Live Oak, Florida.  Blog 

posts from this time forth will be

 light and  irregular for the next 

half fortnight.

Rob Ford Doing His Chris Farley Impression

He had them eating out of the palm of his hand.

Is Sarah Palin, as Michael Eric Dyson claims, 'the Jar Jar Binks

of the GOP'?

Warm Scuzzies #434

Dave Wilson

That Mullah Fazlullah is one handsome dude.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #529

Wayne Wilks

Dick Metcalf, Guns & Ammo Editor, Excommunicated from

 the Church of .357 Magnum Adventists

Blonde Joke Apologizes for Not Being Funny

Ted Cruz and the Shutdowners Refuse to Play on the 

Same Texas Stage as Barry O & the Usurpers

Andrew Sullivan Sez:  "Chris Christie's egomania will hurt

him, but my egomania won't."

Serial Plagiarizer Leaves Moonies,

Joins Loonies