Donald Sterling, the Silvio Berlusconi of American Sleaze

David Brooks Sez:  "When it comes to cultural 

analysis, I ... am quasi-Marxist."

Warm Scuzzies #462

Gurbaksh Chahal

Ann Coulter Likens Bundy Ranch 'Mob' to 

Occupy Wall Streeters; Hilarity Ensues

"When I was younger, I scoffed at talk of the Cretaceous 

Extinction Event.  Well, look at me now!"

Dinesh D'Souza + Megyn Kelly + Cliven Bundy =

Three Peas in Search of a Pod

Breaking News Mashups #8

'Majority of Americans Doubt the Big Bang, 

Believe Short Sex Is Pretty Normal'

Los Angeles Clippers Owner Donald Sterling Tells Girlfriend

 Not to Bring People with Abs of Steel to His Games

Pretty Slim Pickens

Slim-to-None Pickens

How can Steve Stockman be facing an 'ethics

probe' when he doesn't have any ethics to

probe?

Warm Scuzzies #461

Albuquerque Police Depatment

"Congressman Grimm, some are saying when you are

indicted, you should change your name to Grimmer, and

if you're convicted, to Grimmest.  Would you care to 

comment on that?"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #150

Wayne LaPierre Calls for Repeal of Godwin's Law

Warm Scuzzies #460

Pat Fitzgerald

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #565

Bill Seitz

Before Russia Banned Swearing in Movies

After

Ku Klux Klan Forms Neighborhood Watch 

in Bunkerville

"Cliven Bundy?  Sean Hannity?

Sorry, never heard of them!"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #96

Invasion of the Booty Sniffers

World's Worst Yobs #302

Ken Vogel

Cliven Bundy, the Mahatma Gandhi and Rosa Parks of the 

Mojave Desert, Sez:  “I want to tell you one more thing I 

know about the Negro. ... They abort their young children, 

they put their young men in jail, because they never learned

 how to pick cotton. And I’ve often wondered, are they 

better off as slaves, picking cotton and having a family 

life and doing things, or are they better off under 

government subsidy?”

Old Men with Guns #19

Byron David Smith

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #564

Lisa Benson

Officer Friendly Sez:  "One of these days ... POW!!! Right 

in the kisser!"

Fred Phelps has been dead for over a month now, but

like the cowboys in the B-Westerns of old, his hat still 

hasn't fallen off.

The Fox Effect (Side View)

The Fox Effect (Aerial View)

According to the Wikipedia, "Conation is a term that stems 

from the Latin conatus, meaning any natural tendency, 

impulse, striving, or directed effort." This bluebonnet, 

squeezing through a crack in a concrete driveway, 

exemplifies the concept perfectly.

Some say God designed the Human Heart.

Others say God also designed the Valentine's Day Heart.

It's finally happened. The nightly news has been replaced

 with Edward R. Murrow's long-lost cat home movies.

"If I'm elected Senator from Georgia, William Temple, the 

guy standing behind me in the tricorne, promises to use his 

time machine to take you back to the Battle of Bunker Hill 

so that the Tree of Liberty can be watered with the blood 

of you patriots!"

Cliven Bundy Sez:  "Sean Hannity is my hero and 

he supported me and this movement and I appreciate 

and love him for it.  I support him 100 percent." 

[Cliven and Sean were recently inducted into the

Mutual Admiration Society Hall of Fame.]

Biden Blasts Devil: Stop 'Hiding Behind 

Masks'

Former CBS News reporter Sharyl Attkisson engaged in 

some on-air speculation on Sunday, suggesting that 

bildungblog may have specifically targeted her for free.

"I wrote a book, I wrote a book, Donald. It's called The End

 of the Age and it deals with an asteroid hitting the Earth.  

It could happen next week.  So, if you don't hurry up and 

find Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, it may be too late."

Garden Gnome Says Jesus Told Him Asteroid Could 

Destroy Earth Next Week

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #563

Gabe Zolna

"Unlike President Obama, I don't have a 

'manhood problem' in the Middle East,

 but I do sing soprano at the New York 

Times."

"Do you have any idea how much responsibility 

I assumed when I was elected Big Toe?"

The Politico Illustrated #35

'Rick Perry's extreme makeover'

"Maybe I'm a hipster," he reflected subculturally.

Moosehead

Meesehead

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #36

Earl Bullard

Euphemistic Atheist Sues After NJ Rejects Her License Plate

The Very Last Time Peter Cottontail Came

Hoppin' Down the Bunny Trail