Warm Scuzzies #595

Seattle Police Officers' Guild

Donald Trump Declares "I Am the Lawn Order Candidate"

World's Worst Yobs #361

Harry Houck

Think twice before challenging Danny Trejo 

to a knife fight.

Trump Wants Ginsburg Off the Court for Claiming Her

Fingers Are Longer Than His

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #83

Tomi Lahren

Groceries and More

Dissatisfied with the answers provided by Comey and Lynch, 

GOP lawmakers decided to call Shemp Howard to testify 

about Hillary Clinton's emails.

Scott Adams: What a Dilbert!

Mark Gordon, the Quintessential Angry While Male

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #139

NRA: the Next Generation

Times were tough for Rod Dreher down in 

West Feliciana Parish.

One reason Donald Trump may not choose Chris Christie

 as his running mate is that Christie's shadow animal skills 

are pretty limited.

"Help, help, Hillary Clinton is making me suffer from

Temperomandibular Disorder!"

Even Lt. Gen. Michael T. Flynn's dreams are ghosted by

Michael Ledeen. 

Tiananmen Square Redivivus

Florida Orange Receiving 'Spiritual Advice' 

from Paula White

Street Scene in Baton Fallujah, Louisiana

The Look James Bopp Gives to Those He Suspects of Being

 100% Evil, Like You and Hillary Clinton

Rudolphstein's Monster

The Coveted Rudy Giuliani Zombie Cup

Digital Rick Perry Trying to Figure Out

How Trump's Digital Wall Will Keep

Digital Mexicans Out of Digital U.S.

Trump Ship Sinking Faster Than 16 Republican Rats 

in the Senate Can Abandon It

The Donald Demonstrates the Drumpflich Maneuver

Don't Leave Home Without It

Given a choice between a Whataburger and a Nothingburger, 

some powerful white men will choose the latter every time.

If Lurch Had Been a Badly-Dressed

Floor Lamp

Second Driverless Fashion Model Crashes on Runway

The Power of Blackness

Every generation needs its very own General Edwin A. 

Walker.  General Michael T. Flynn is ours.

Mary Fallin Sez:  "I think Donald Trump is trying to 

campaign as a racial healer."

[Down must be Up and Up must be Down in

Oklahoma.]

Warm Scuzzies #594

Academy of Combative Warrior Arts

Coming Up Next: How This Woman Fell Out of Love with

Barack Obama, Episode 1

He once ate a Fibo-Gnocchi Sequence. "Not bad, if you 

like dumplings," he thought afterward.

With a little white greasepaint and a red rubber nose, Texas

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick would look even more like what he is.

Bearded Oath Keeper Vows to Protect Jesus Sign

from Marxist Terrorists

Patient: "Doctor! DOCTOR! My brain hurts!"

Doctor: "You've been thinking again, haven't you?"

"Tell me, Gill Man, when did you first imagine you were

Donald Trump's running mate?"

Fearguth's home air conditioner

 failed while he was traveling in

Colorado.  This poor candle

paid the price.

Like a flapjack, Donald Trump takes one side of 

an issue until he's done and then he flips to the 

other side.

There's a reason why Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick's 

nickname is Boca Grande.

Joe Walsh Sez: "This is now war. Watch out Obama. 

Watch out Black Lives Matter punks. Real America is 

coming after you."

[AKA White Micah Johnson]

A revealing sidelight of the Dallas shooting: there 

were about 20 open carriers in the crowd who ran

 away when Micah Johnson started shooting.

Killer Klowns are not just from Outer Space.  They may 

also be from your local Police Department.

Petunia and Porky Pig Move to Splitsville

A Frum is a Frum is a Frum and by any other name is still

a warmonger.

Donald Trump Demonstrating How Saddam Hussein

Gave a One-Two Punch to Terrorists So Good

Jeep Rubicon Denies Crossing Julius Caesar

"Now, now, Nigel, don't cry!"

"I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."