The Day After the House GOP Voted to Repeal the

Law of Gravity

Sean Spicer Proves to Reporters That Only

Ken's 'Not Russian Dressing' Is Served in

the White House

It was getting harder and harder for Devin Nunes to 

remember if he was part of the coverup of the Trump-

Russia collusion or the coverup of the coverup.

"I call this my Ben Franklin tie. It's made out of 

recycled $100 bills."

Famous Book by Graduate of

Yale Law School

Last night when Paul Ryan was sound asleep, 

Someone tiptoed into his bedroom

And pulled out all his teeth.

Nepot the Magnificent

Speaker Ryan Showing Symptoms of

Stage IV Teabagging

Is Sean Hannity sad for America?

Judges Relaxing Between Rounds of the 2017 White

House Fence Jumping Contest

'Trump Signals He's Open to Work with 

Dems on Healthcare'

Spoiler Alert! Smokey Joe Barton (R-TX) Reveals 

the Plot of Repeal and Replace: the Movie

Call Child Protective Services STAT!

Oxymorons for Our Time #186

House Freedom Caucus

Escape from the Trump Administration?

Yes, it's time to Head for the Hills. 

Fearguth will be offline until March 26.

Roger Stone's Divided Loyalty

American Schutzstaffel #58

Schlemiel on Wheels

"After what happened to that Russian lawyer, Paul,

I recommend you avoid five-story buildings."

Vengeance Is Mine; I Will Repay,

Saith the Trump

Ivanka Was Trump's Eyes and Ears in the White House

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #93

Owen Strachan

I'm No Rubber Stamp

Beware Split Face, My Son!

"Don't you feel my eyes moving over your body, America?"

Another New York Times Best Seller

The Melee in Milwaukee

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #157

Panic in the Year 2017!

"Smell that? You smell that?"

"What?"

"Treason, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. 

I love the smell of treason in the morning."

"Carter Page? Never heard of him! Roger Stone? Never

heard of him! The shoebox in the middle of the freeway

I live in doesn't have cable."

"Andrew Napolitano's gone from

Fox News?  What a blow to the

Animal Kingdom!"

Trey Gowdy Attempts to Turn House Intelligence

Committee Hearing into Gowdy Doody Show

Ed Grimley Doing His Trump's Tiny Hands

Impression

The Jackass Whisperer

There's no evidence Obama wiretapped Trump, but there is 

evidence his Pantomime Horse is still lurking somewhere 

in the White House.

When asked, people give different reasons for lying, 

but only Trumpniks lie on principle, namely, 'Pants

 on fire are better than no pants at all."

Kim Jong-un Claims to Have 'High-Thrust

Rocket' in His Pocket

Fake Snooze

Trump Sez:  "Must find leaker now!"

Know Your Tropical Fish

Earth's Original Crust Found in Canada; 

"Who Moved My Crust?" Earth Asks

Goodyear Lets the Air Out of Trump Blimp

Taking away privileges can be one of the most effective 

discipline strategies.

Junior Trump Rests After Cutting Down the Same 

Cherry Tree George Washington Cut Down

"I started growing this beard after I watched Piranha 3D."

"Are you in there, Secretary Tillerson?"

"Go away!  I'm not a big media press access person."

Russian Mole Surfaces

Three Thumbs Up America's Butt

Pete Sessions Sez:  “You know what? I know why you’re 

so frustrated: You don’t know how to listen.  I know how

to listen, especially to my deep-pocket donors."

A Tree Grows in D.C.