Stinky Zinke Gets Even Stinkier

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #181

Tremors: Graboids Gone Wild

Chelonians Need Love, Too

Homicidae Sodalis

Higher Ground

Warm Scuzzies #849

Sheryl Sandberg

War Is Swell, or

The Pentagon Is Building the Seven Million Dollar Man

Spider Milk:  Two Words Which Should Never Be Conjoined

Know Your Squids

Somewhere in the Wackaloonia Outback

Individual 1 Believed to Be Composed Entirely of Latrinos, 

the Smallest, Yet Smelliest Subatomic Particles Known

 to Exist

Wisconsin Clown Laid Off,

Faces Job Market Glutted

with Unemployed Jokesters

Don't be too hard on Rupert Murdoch's

paper.  If you've seen one power-mad

billionaire, you've seen them all.

Adventures in Lexicology #25

Flip Sweat (flɪp swet), n. Nervous perspiration caused 

by a fear that a friend is now your enemy. [When 

Michael Cohen plead guilty to lying to Congress, 

beads of flip sweat began to form on Donald Trump's

 brow.]

Reckon he's now eligible to join John Wayne Bobbitt's

 band, The Severed Parts.

Melania Trump Sez: "We are in the 21st century and everybody

 has a different taste in speleothems. I think they look fantastic."

Now Reported to Be Suffering from

Hyperhidrosis

Prominent Jerichoite Dismayed to See Walls Come 

Tumbling Down

Trump's Panic Room

Joseph and Mary Come Upon the Site

Where the War on Christmas Began

The Noblest Romaine of Them All

A Day in the Life of the Oval Office

Trump Learning How to Use His New Remote Control

Which Will Enable Him to Control All of His

 Remote-Controlled Remote Controls

Warm Scuzzies #848

Alexander Acosta

IOKIYAT

(It's OK If You Are a Trumpnik)

Tear Gas Truthers Claim Gas Attack on Astronaut 

Standing on Moon Was Staged

"Portrait of a bush league führer trying to decide whether

(1) the witch is phony, (2) the hunt is phony, or (3) the

witch hunt is phony."

Trump Sez:  "My gut tells me more sometimes 

than anybody else’s brain can ever tell me."

White House Declares:  "Let's Have a Gritty Gritty

Christmas This Year!"

You can tell from just looking that Sebastian Gorka

is an 'intelligent and empathic' human.

First there was the Trojan Horse.  

Then the Trojan Rabbit.  

Now this.

Bad Time for Ronzo

Meghan McCain Suffering from

Mississippi Affective Disorder

Trump's Disapproval Rating has now reached 60%.  

That's the Good News. But there are still a lot of 

Trump Chumps running around. That's the Bad News.

Trump Sez: "The Phony Witch Hunt continues."

Trump Sez: "The Fake News Media builds Bob Mueller up

 as a Saint, when in actuality he is the exact opposite."

Melania Reviewing the White House Handmaid Staff

He Lives

Butt Sniffers on Parade

Clown-in-Chief Threatens to Close Border with Mexico

'Permanently'

White House Christmas Decor Positively Putinesque

HO HO HO Merry Christmas!

Prince Big Swinging Dick

Entering the White House

Know Your Joints

Q:  Did you know only 25 lawyers now work in the 

'denuded and shrinking' White House Counsel's office? 

A: Gee, only 25?

"Our first contestant tonight on Spot-the-Racist is

from the Magnolia State.  Please welcome Cindy

Hyde-Smith!"

New North American Edition

for the Modern Age

Adventures in Aestheticism #123

Our Two Uncles