Despite turning noticeably browner since his indictment,

Roger Stone vociferously denies he's a flight risk to Mexico.

Roger Stone Flies in From Nixonland,

Says His Arms Are 'Really Tired'

George Orwell said, “At 50, everyone has the face he

 deserves.”  He might add, "At 66, no one, except

Roger Stone, deserves his face."

Not since The Honeymooners have we seen so

much imaginary domestic violence.

Trump Survives White House Big Mac Attack

"I am bound for the promised land;

Oh who will come and go with me?"

"I'm tellin' ya, Mugsy, Pelosi

 never laid a glove on me!"

Mick is a derogatory term for a person of Trumpnik descent

 into madness.

Little Known Alternative Fact #5

Richard Nixon had a Zippy the Pinhead

tattoo on his back.

The Tragedy of Growing Old

The Sign of the Three-Eared Sphincter has been 

given a new meaning.

Local Messiah Still in Training for Crucifixion,

Waiting to Buy Cross on eBay

Uh-oh!  Too late!

Burn After Viewing

How to Tell If a Diaper Needs to Be Changed

Trump Caved Today Before Ann Coulter

Had Time to Put on Her Makeup

"Remember me, Roger?  I'm Judge Doom, and

I'm the one who framed you!"

To say Trump is a 'caver' doesn't mean he's a 'spelunker'.

Stone's Lips Under Seal

In the Land of Empty Victories

Mueller to Build Trump's Wall Out of Roger Stone

Trump Lets His Hair Down

Trump demonstrates one of the dangers of thumbsucking.

How sweet it is knowing that the Richard

Nixon tattoo on Roger Stone's back is also

behind bars today.

If Roger Stone had been indicted on an eighth count,

it would have been for having a Nixon tattoo on his

back.

To Be Re-Packaged and Sold as

Bronze Medal Flour

Almost 60% of Americans disapprove of Trump's

job as a Ronald McDonald impersonator.

Hey, Let's Grab Trump By the Insane Clown Posse!

Local Man Believes His Masculinity Is

Under Threat

Not all vulgarians have short fingers.

Trump hires only the best lawyers.

Donald Trump, Extortionist-in-Chief

Whiteworld #74

Nicholas Sandmann and Savannah Guthrie register

84.8 on the Whiteness Meter.

Instead of a KKK hood, the Spirit of Covington

 Catholic High School wears a MAGA hat.

Is it just a lucky accident that Covington Catholic High

School's street address is 1600 Dixie Highway, or

is it a manifestation of the will of God?

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #198

John Bolton, Dan Scavino, Jr., and 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Whosit Joins Whatsit in the Mysterious World

 of Known Unknowns

Did you know that 26 individual billionaires have more 

wealth than the combined wealth of 3.8 billion people 

in the world?

Games Senators Play

Warm Scuzzies #850

Nicholas Sandmann

Dana Loesch Watching Ann Coulter and Mike Huckabee

Duke It Out

Lady Gaga Tells Mike Pence He Can't Beat Her Meat

"She was really bombed,

And I was really blown away,

Until I asked her what she wanted,

And this is what she had to say:

'A pearl necklace'."

Every word Rudy Giuliani utters about Trump 

is a lie, including ‘and’ and ‘the'.

Fearguth is headed to Miami today so that he and his

wife can set sail tomorrow aboard Norwegian Jade

for Jam Cruise 17.  He will be offline until January 22.

Adventures in Aestheticism #136

Remember the principle of Majority Rule?

Mike Pence Sez:  "Trump's thundering voice probably 

diminished the enthusiasm of people south of the border."

Is Trump a Russian agent or does he just play one

 on television?

How would you like to get $30 million for 

being sacked?