Grigori Rasputin While a Vision of Brad Parscale

Danced in His Head

Trump Tells the Truth

Whiteworld #77

Census Bureau Says Tontos Will Outnumber Lone Rangers

 by 2040

Not to Worry

In his first 100 days, Trump lied less than 5 times a day.  

But in the last 200 days, Trump has upped his game to 

23 lies per day.  Overall, Trump has been in office for

829 days and has lied 10,111 times, for an average

of a little over 12 lies a day.  

Stefan Aarnio Sez:  "Before the feminist movement, 

women got to stay in a safe home and live a life of leisure."

You're Soaking In It

“I don’t want to belong to any Federal Reserve Board 

that would accept me as one of its members,” an

embarrassed Stephen Moore once wrote.

72 Is the New 27

Melania Trump at the Great Wall of Xanax

In the Trump White House, it's not called a

'loveseat' anymore.

Mike Pence, Compassionate Christian

Birthday Balloon Courtesy of

Republican Party City

Unrealized Eschatology

NRA Cockfight: Oliver North Extorts Wayne LaPierre

Trump Sez:  "Well, I just feel like a young man. 

I'm so young. I can't believe it. I'm the youngest 

person -- I am a young vibrant man."

Franklin Graham Sez:  "Melania Trump is the classiest

 First Lady our country has ever had.”

Jesus H. Christ Complex

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #764

Kat Kerr

Octo-Butina Sentenced to 18 Months in Federal Prison

World's Worst Yobs #407

Doug McKelway

Hold My White Russian

Q: “How does someone assert power over others?“

A: “By making them doubt their sanity.”

Roger Stone says his Richard Nixon

tattoo may do lap dances at a Miami

strip club, but only if the price is right.

Israel Buffs Its Image

And then Jack Dorsey fed Trump

his bottle, changed his diaper,

and put him to beddy bye.

Now that Matt Whitaker mentioned it, the resemblance

 is uncanny.

Chinese Destroyer Takes Part in a Naval Parade 

Off the Port City of Qingdao

Russia Hosts Pinhead Summit

Behold the Lamb of God, Which Taketh Away 

the Sin of the World

All were beheaded.  One was beheaded and then crucified.  

Trump stands with Saudi Arabia.

Warm Scuzzies #865

Carl Kline

Today on The View

What Hogan Gidley Does for a Living When He's Not

Lying to the Press on Behalf of Donald Trump

What a Laffer!

Comatose in the Vomitorium

The best thing that can be said about old Trumpniks like

 Dave Daubenmire is that they're not getting any younger.

Larry Hopkins, United Constitutional Patriot, 

Trained Militiamen to Assassinate Obama, Clinton, 

and Soros; Also Used Q-Tips for Earwax

Will the women cheer him on to go 

The Full Monty Python?

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #122

Philip Klein

If Philip Klein, Executive Editor of  the Washington

Examiner, Had Been Writing in 1860

If you haven't seen Mark Levin in

Barf-O-Rama, you are missing 

one of life's most dyspeptic

experiences.

Slinky Dog: "It's Sid!"

Rex: "I thought he was at summer camp!"

Hamm: "They must've kicked him out early this year."

Rex: "Oh, no, not Sid!"

Adventures in Aestheticism #175

Not just Sarah Huckabee Sanders is afflicted by

slips of the tongue.

The only thing worse than a liar is three liars.

Stephen Miller, the Immigrant Chipper

Warm Scuzzies #864

Maureen Walsh

World's Worst Yobs #406

Chris Buskirk

Flag Desecration #113