Warm Scuzzies #881

Dennis Bonnen

This sexual assault fantasy is brought to you by the Team

 Mitch chapter of the Young Trumpniks of America.

​99 and 44⁄100ths Pure Kabuki

Trump Plans Visits to El Paso and Dayton as Stops

on His 'Make Tragedy Farce Again' Tour

Old Googly Eyes Eyes Google

Currency Manipulation

He suddenly realized he had been teleported back to the 

Union of South Africa in 1949.

Q:  What's the difference between 8Chan and an open sewer?

A:  Is this a trick question, or what?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #771

Candice Keller

Kentucky's Sino-Soviet Bloc

Every time there's a mass shooting, Greg Abbott tries 

to change the subject by talking about his mental 

health.  We already knew he's nuts, so what else is

he going to do about mass shootings?

Meet Miss Leningrad Lindsey

Hooch, Hamburgers, and Head-Butts:  

No Where But Texas

The only group smaller than Blacks for Trump

 is Jews for Hitler.

The Face the Lexicographer Was Inspired

 by While Defining the Word, 'Hideous'

Once in a while you run into a Trumpnik who has the courage

of his convictions.

Has the United States Reached Peak Sleaze Yet?

Some speech balloons are thought to be choking hazards.

"What's with the the marching turkeys?  Is it Thanksgiving

 already?"

"No, it's just another one of those damn Trump rallies."

World's Worst Yobs #413

W. James Antle III

Adventures in Aestheticism #203

If Jean-Paul Sartre Had Written Les Mouches in 2019

The Least Racist Person in the World Canoeing

 the Least Polluted River in the World

Baby Bird Receiving from Mama Bird the Five Biggest 

Takeaways from the Democratic Debate

One could argue that Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS,

 is better looking.

If confirmed, one of John Ratcliffe's duties as Director of

National Invocations will be to officiate at the National Prayer

Breakfast held each year on the first Thursday in February.

Trump Taps John Ratcliffe to Be Next DNI (Director of

 National Ignoramuses)

Rat Files Defamation of Character Lawsuit Against

Perpetrator of #TrumpIsARat Hashtag

Tiny Trump Taunts Brutal Bully

'Perfidious Albion' or 'Perfidious Albino'? Correct spelling

 matters, doesn't it?

And an American liability.

Trump Calls for Release of A$AP Rocky Balboa from

Swedish Jail

Marco Polo Said to Be One of India's Most

Popular Games

Pastor Kevin Swanson and His Pet Bull Goose Loony

The Rooskies Are Coming!  The Rooskies Are Coming!

Teetotaler-in-Chief Declares ‘American Wine Is

 Better Than French Wine’

Is Jeanine Pirro in danger of drowning in the shallow end of

the Deep State?

Q: How can you tell this is a fake presidential seal?

A:  The real presidential seal doesn't wear braces.

Godzilla Wannabe in Hot Pursuit of Flying Nun

Yes, Houston is strong, but Pete Olson is weak and is headed

for the exit of the House of Representatives.  As Elmer Fudd

would say, "Good widdance to bad wubbish!"

The Great Fake Presidential Seal of the

Trump Administration

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #155

Daniel Leonard

The Unexpurgated Bible #172

And Jesus said unto them, "I am the bread of life: 

he that cometh to me shall never hunger."

Trump takes time out of his busy schedule

 to give his brain a rest.

Trump Straws Give More Suck for Your Buck

Stephen Miller only eats Bigot-Bones Soft & Chewy.

Oh, goody, it's time for Stephen Miller and Two Minutes Hate!

Stories with happy endings are so jejune.

'Dysfunction Junction' Adopted as Theme Song of

Wilbur Ross's Commerce Department

Do-It-Yourself-Proctologist-in-Chief