Are prisoners allowed to use Soap-on-a-Rope?  

Roger is asking for a friend.

When he is sentenced in February, Roger Stone should be 

required to wear this shirt in prison at all times.

Rage, Rage Against the Dying of the Right

Trump to Build His U. S.-Mexico Wall Out of Roger Stone

If he goes to prison, Roger Stone could always start a

new band which he could name, Nixon in Chains.

Trump's toadies believed his touch, like Midas's, would 

turn them to gold.  Instead, it turned them to shit.

Does this mean Roger Stone's

Richard Nixon tattoo might

go to jail, too?

Did you know Impeachmint Chocolate Chip is the 

Baskin-Robbins Flavor of the Month?

Impeachment Probe:  Not Exactly a Sigmoidoscopy,

But Close

Although George Conway didn't name the cult,

it is believed to be Hell's Gate.

Two Popular Proposals for

Trump National Monument

"Honey, it's another one of those damn

 panhandling anteaters!"

This Chair Needs Life Alert®

God Sends a Sign When Someone Says,

"God Himself Cannot Sink the Titanic"

Back in the 1950s, this was called Cinerama.

Yes, it's true.  That SKMEI Fashion Men's Smart 

Bluetooth Digital Sports Wrist Watch you bought at 

Walmart for $16.99 says more about you than you think.

Who would have thought Wolf Blitzer could destroy 

Kellyanne Conway's beautiful wickedness?

Sergeant Drumpf

For someone 85-years-old, Don Cherry wears his 

clown suits better than buffoons half his age.

It's looking more and more like Rudy Giuliani should 

have stayed out of Ukraine and accepted the offer 

to become Trump's Transvestism Czar.

Adventures in Aestheticism #227

Surprise Witness!

Thomas Watson Is With Us Always

The Contingency of Ross Douthat

DNC Server Really Hacked It Won't Be

Allowed to Testify at Trump Impeachment

Hearing

Is anything clear and distinct these days?

Are Mick and his Teddy ready for Prime Time?

Dank Memes #13

Yoda Strikes Back

Tricky Dicky on a Sticky

Warm Scuzzies #898

Mina Chang

Adventures in Aestheticism #226

One of Stephen Miller's Best Hate Faces

Let the Food Fight Begin!

Adventures in Aestheticism #225

Dank Memes #12

Frequently Confused with Groper

Adventures in Pluralization

Rick Perry and His Smartass Phone

Rodent Overeats, Sleeps Through Full Beaver Moon

"The creation of a False Narrative can be due to 

naturally-occurring narrative patterns, transient 

contextual framing, inadvertent presentation, 

or intentional deception."  Got that?

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #199

The Triggering

The Unexpurgated Bible #174

"And little children shall lead them."

Do you ever get the feeling that life

is a gigantic conspiracy and that

we're all trapped in an old

James Bond movie?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #783

Matthew Lusk

Think of the Trump Administration as Bozo's Circus

and you'll begin to feel like a kid again.

From Squidward's Funniest Cephalopod Jokes

Dank Memes #11

LOLCAT Strikes Back

Mac Thornberry Goes Out on a Limb, Makes Bid to 

Be Included in Next Edition of Profiles in Courage

Bloomberg Gets Pied

The Trump Doctrine

'Big Name in Impeachment Inquiry Has a Book Deal'