If he hugs himself any harder, Trump may pop

 like a zit.

Here He Comes to Save the Day

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #801

Waylon Allen Bailey

Jesus Squeezes the Charmin, 

Turns It into Quilted Northern

Florida Schlub Putting His Trust in Trump to Handle the 

Coronavirus Crisis

Wear this mask and you'll be more repellent

than DEET.

Salacious Oprah Rumors Spreading Faster 

Than Coronavirus

Trump's Surgeon General Jerome Adams Unmasked; 

"He's an Infiltrator from Zombieland," Observers Say

Nobody Knows More Than

The Plague Doctor

Maybe coronavirus is God's way of giving

us a tax cut.

Warm Scuzzies #913

David Solomon

World's Worst Yobs #421

Jonathan Last

Reporter Asks:  “What do you say to Americans who are 

scared?  Millions who are scared right now.”

Trump Answers:  “I say that you’re a terrible reporter. 

That’s what I say.  I think that’s a very nasty question.”

Warm Scuzzies #912

Kelly Loeffler

Warm Scuzzies #911

Richard Burr

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #800

Evangeline Lilly

Rest easy, America!  There are plenty of 

Keep America Great hats in stock.

Don Young Tells Alaska Seniors Fear of Corona Beer

 Virus Is Overblown

Jesus's Last Supper Called Off After Mayor of Jerusalem 

Caps Gatherings at 9

Tulsi Gabbard Suspends Presidential Campaign, 

Endorses Vegemite

Wartime President

"Get thee behind me, COVID-19!" Trump exclaimed

messianically.

"If you frighten easily, we urge you calmly, but sincerely, 

to turn off your television now."

Pence Takes Command

Tony Spell Sez:  “The virus, we believe, is politically motivated.  

We hold our religious rights dear and we are going to assemble

 no matter what someone says.”

The Unexpurgated Bible #177

"The Dow giveth and the Dow taketh away; 

may the name of the Dow be praised."

Like Trump, the Demodex felliculorum doesn't give

a shit.  But, unlike Trump, it can't because it has

no anus.

The time that elapses between a Trump flip and a 

Trump flop is getting shorter and shorter.

Have you seen the new Angel Soft ad?

Even the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate wore gloves 

to the Trump White House presser.

How Sweet It Is!

Warm Scuzzies #910

Rodney Howard-Browne

Trump Campaign Unveils New Logo

Danger, Will Robinson!  Danger!

National Motto Changed from 'In God We Trust' to

'Flatten the Curve'

Trump Gives Himself 10 Out of 10 for Stage Props

We're All Couch Potatoes Now

Adventures in Aestheticism #243

 Green Revolution Solution

Three-Finger Louie Puts Contract on America

King Arnulf Sez:  "Everybody stay calm.  

This is not happening."

MAGAaarrrrggh!

Would someone tell Pastor Stone that coronavirus is also

a Satanic attempt to transform fundamentalist 

clergymen into absolute lunatics?

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'

Every Cloud Has a Silver Lining

Viewed from the standpoint of the coronavirus,

this is called a 'Target Rich Environment'.

Why do Pathogens look like Sea Mines? Discuss.

In the Age of Coronavirus, do you seek a Dramatic

Diminution of Human Interaction?  If so, this 

island may be the place for you.

This guy hasn't heard that independent lab tests prove 

McAfee is the better option.

And the Coronavirus Became Flesh and

Dwelt Among Us