Ron Johnson accused his critics of “playing class envy” 

as he defended doubling his wealth while in office.

[Johnson's net worth is about $40 million.]

The Wonderful Mehmet of Oz

Ron DeSantis Sez:  "I'm just sick of seeing Dr. Fauci.  

I know he says he's gonna retire.  Someone needs to grab

 that little elf and chuck him across the Potomac!"

A school board in Missouri has voted to bring back 

Spanky in school.

"I'm Mother Tucker and my job is to berate trans kids."

Warm Scuzzies #1,226

Jeremy Liggett

"Written in the style of Sun Tzu's The Art of War and

The Tao of Warren Buffett, this is a must-read book

from 2017 for every Trump fan (and even the haters)."

Was Jesus a Christian Nationalist?

Laura Loomer Sez:  “I’m not conceding, because 

I’m a winner!"

Local Motorist Blames Sexist Systems and Misogyny

Helmets Save Lives

"Uh, hey, Butthead, did the Mar-a-Lago breach 

damage national security?"

Open-Toed Shitkickers

Just Keep Mogatin' On

Uncle Fester had no idea it was National Waffle Day.

Something you never see is a newspaper headline that

 reads, 'Sloth Seizes the Momentum'.

Do bombs blow up anywhere besides

'in your face'?

Im-Ho-Tep Casual Footwear, Popular During

the 3rd Dynasty of the Old Kingdom 

Do you prefer your burger cooked Medium Rare

or Well Done?

Herschel Walker asks, "Don't we have enough trees around here?"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #228

Clone Wars 2:  Dukakis Vs. DeSantis

Hackety Hack (Don't Talk Back)

Inspired by Trump, Farting Unicorn claims 

Executive Privilege.

Greedheads Galore #54

Barre Seid

"In the largest known political donation in U.S. history --- 

$1.6 billion---, industrialist Barre Seid funded a new group 

run by Federalist Society co-chair Leonard Leo."

Defundamentalist Targets the FBI

"Bartender, another round of Both Cider

for my friends!"

Q:  ”Do you believe that Joe Biden won the 2020 election

 fair and square?” 

A:  “Let me answer the question in two ways: firstly in my

 normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine."

World's Worst Yobs #452

Mark Gietzen

World's Worst Yoobs #237

Miranda Devine

Congressman Mike Turner Says Trump Needed Classified

 Docs at Mar-a-Lago to Wallpaper the Den

Little Girl Sees Ron Johnson Groupies

Somewhere in Bartertown

Poo-Poo Pillow Resents Being Compared to

Lindsey Graham

Indiana Invertebrate

Kittens Agree Monday Is Wrong Day to Try to Close

the Enthusiasm Gap

Kari Lake Feeling That BDE (Big Dick Energy)

Kari Lakers Prayer Team Doing the Hully Gully

Unreliable Source

"A public elementary or secondary school or an institution 

of higher education in Texas must display in a conspicuous 

place in each building of the school or institution a durable

poster or framed copy of the United States national motto,

'In God We Trust'."

Ron Johnson Sez:  "I had virtually no involvement!  

Literally, my involvement lasted seconds.  OK?"

Joe Rogan's Secret Identity

Transgender Athletes Are Coming to Win All the Sporting Events

There are five theories of truth:  Correspondence, 

Coherence, Pragmatic, Redundancy, and Semantic.

Are they now nugatory?

"He says he's doing mission work for the

Inter-Galactic Methodist Church."

Up Close and Personal with Sergey Lavrov and Vladimir Putin

"My subpoena is bigger than yours!"

Let's Play Backstabber Roulette

Sunday Sermonette

Local Trumpnik Blasts Biden for Heading Up 

'Competent, Reality-Based Government'