Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #34

The Unbearable Whiteness of Being

Warm Scuzzies #88

The Sarah Palin Legal Defense Fund

Oxymorons for Our Time #43

Thomas Sowell's Prodigious Intellect

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #55

The Castillo Chronicles

"Wassup, Glenn! Carlos and I would like to invite

you over for some World Cup soccer action and

an ice-cold Bud."

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #55

Ann Coulter and Alyssa Cordova

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #115

"Say 'Tweet!' one more time and I will serve

you up as a Whack-a-Mole Salad!"

If we didn't know better, we might think this is

Oust™ killing odor-causing bacteria in the air.

And then there was BP, the King Midas who

turned everything he touched into black gold.

Oxymorons for Our Time #42

Brain Management

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #179

Joan Swirsky

Corn Earworm Sez: "Unlike Missouri farmer David

Jungerman, who has received over $1 million in

government subsidies, I am NOT a parasite."

Robbing Peter to Pay Paul

"Heheheheheheee Wipe Oooout!"

"See, I told you getting a haircut lowers your ears.

And you didn't believe me, did you?"

World's Worst Yoobs #74

Katherine Mangu-Ward

"I do not use Brilliantine on my hair.

I use WD-40."

What Worrying Over the Federal Budget Day

After Day Does to Your Face

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #178

Randy Brogdon

There's something about Greta Van Susteren that

makes you want to grit your teeth.

House GOP Retains Barton as Energy

Panel's Rankest Member

McChrystal Relieved of Command, Will Begin Second

Career Playing Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in the

Remake of Full Metal Jacket

Congressman Barton's Lips Reportedly Sealed

with Krazy Glue by GOP Colleagues

"With all due respect, General McChrystal,

please just fut the shuck up!"

Would that be 10W-30 or 10W-40?

As shown here, Joe Barton's seat on the Energy

Committee is both safe and sanitary.

"The B-I-B-L-E,

Yes, that's the Book for me;

I stand upon the Word of God

The B-I-B-L-E!"

Warm Scuzzies #87

Martin Feldman

Petroleum Industry Hat Worn by Louisiana Judge

Who Overturned Drilling Bans

Wow! Is this what's called being

enthusiastic about voting?

"I hate Julius Wellhausen's Documentary Hypothesis!

I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!"

Mothra Joins Widespread Panic for the Band's

Latest Musical Triumph

World's Worst Yobs #170

Jackson Diehl

Lady Gaga to Start New Restaurant

Chain Called 'Shooters'

President Says, "Everything Has to Be on the Table;"

Bipartisan Debt Commission Says, "Yum, Yum!"

Were you to peer inside General McChrystal's skull,

all you would see is sand, sand, and more sand.

Oddly enough, the crazy man in this picture is Rep.

Phil Gingrey (R-GA), not the man in the yellow

suit and funny hat.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #177

David Jungerman

It's probably not a good idea to wear your

'Barack Obama Is My Homeboy' t-shirt

when you go in to see Dr. Fleming for

your annual physical.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #54

Reihan Salam and Ross Douthat

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #54

Lew Rockwell

Jimmy Buffett Announces Gulf Shores Concert

to Promote Petro-Tourism

"It’s not healthy for the country, for the economy

as a whole, for the President to bully different

companies and different industries and I think

it’s not helping corporatist gangbangers, like me."‎

Japan Gets Priority in Search for Afghanistan's WMD

(Wealth of Massive Dimensions)

"Tunku says he is telling people he feels Tony

Hayward's pain. That's pretty funny, isn't it?"

According to Reihan Salam, Joe Barton comes "across as

a strangely gentle figure," sounding "more like a pastor

than like a politician, ruing man’s inhumanity to man."

[Shall we now sing a hymn or pass the collection plate?]

Warm Scuzzies #86

Quenton Dokken

Have a Dad who seemingly has everything? Well,

have you ever thought about giving him a Smoked

Anteater for Father's Day?

Times are tough. Ray Mabus's day job is as

Secretary of the Navy. To make ends meet,

he moonlights as President Obama's recovery

chief for the Gulf oil spill, the biggest

environmental disaster in American history.