Long-Time Monopoly Game Piece

Rejected Because Only 8% of Men

 Knew What It Was

"I knew Slim Pickens. Slim Pickens was a friend of 

mine. Mr. President, you're no Slim Pickens."

Ron Paul Sez:  "Chris Kyle's death seems to confirm that 

'he who lives by the sword dies by the sword'.

Treating PTSD at a firing range doesn't make sense."

Rand Paul Sez:  “Chris Kyle was a hero like all Americans 

who don the uniform to defend our country.  Our 

prayers are with his family during this tragic time.”

Come to think of it, Eric Cantor even looks like

a plagiarizer.

Egyptian Protester Confuses Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

 with Former President Bush

"Pardon us, madam, but have you heard that the boys 

over at RedState are saying the Tea Party brand has 

become a cancer?"

President Obama Cites Second Amendment as Source of 

His Right to Keep and Bear Drones for the Purpose of 

Killing Any American He Deems an 'Imminent Threat';

"It's Not Assassination, It's Self-Defense," He Says

Body by Fisher

Body by Krispy Kreme

Senator Rant Paul

Eric Cantor Softens His Image

For your health's sake, it's probably not

a good idea to include your leadership

role in Al-Qaida on your résumé.

If Søren Kierkegaard had been born in

Jamaica, might he have written The

Concept of Dreads?

"Welcome, everybody, to David Brooks' new Applebee's 

Salad Bar Wing of the Republican Party!"

NRA Mulling Over Name Change, from National Rifle 

Association (NRA) to Good Guys with Guns (G³)

"Bonjour, good man with a gun!"

Great Misadventures in Science #8

Early experiments in cryomedicine had a success rate 

which most patients felt left something to be desired.

Of course we can take a joke, Senator.

We've been putting up with you in

Congress since 1983.

"I never met her, she never met me, she's not a prostitute, 

and I'm not Bob Menendez."

"My inner elves are telling me if the Republican Party in 

Massachusetts and the Republican National Committee

 ask me to run for John Kerry's Senate seat, I should."

We may not live, as Paul Krugman says, in a 'Mad Max

 World' (at least not yet).  But Mad Max certainly lived 

in an 'NRA World'.

"Hey, Turd Blossom!  Is it true that

 your next target is teabaggers?"

"I'm from the Defense Intelligence Agency, and

we think you're too plain, G. I. Jane."

American Schutzstaffel #15

Remains Under British Parking Lot Belong 

to Richard the Turd, Archaeologists Say

Warm Scuzzies #368

Bill Heath

Bobby Jindal, Noted Exorcist, Volcanologist, and

Berm Builder, Sez:  "Anybody on the Republican 

side even thinking or talking about running for 

President in 2016 ... needs to get their head examined."

He had believed it was a picture of President Obama

playing golf until he read 'Seven Reasons Why It's 

a Photoshop'.

The NRA's Enemies List calls to mind the taxonomy

 of animals that appears in The Celestial Emporium 

of Benevolent Knowledge:

1.  Those that belong to the emperor

2.  Embalmed ones

3.  Those that are trained

4.  Suckling pigs

5.  Mermaids (or Sirens)

6.  Fabulous ones

7.  Stray dogs

8.  Those that are included in this classification

9.  Those that tremble as if they were mad

10. Innumerable ones

11. Those drawn with a very fine camel hair brush

12. Et cetera

13. Those that have just broken the flower vase

14. Those that, at a distance, resemble flies.

Tagg Romney Eying Senate

Tagg Romney Not Eying Senate

They played a strange game where there were no 

winners, only losers.

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #135

Littlebytesnews

Contrary to a claim being made by Wayne

 LaPierre, Santa says that making a list and 

checking it twice is not the same as a 

'Universal Background Check'.

Contrary to a claim being made by Wayne LaPierre, God 

denies that when the roll is called up yonder, it will be 

the same as 'A Universal Registry of Law-Abiding People'.

Some called it 'Superbowl'.

Some called it 'Beyoncébowl'.

Some called it 'Blackoutbowl'.

Some called it a waste of time.

No matter how hard you hug your gun, you are

still going to die, sooner or later.

Peggy Noonan Sez:  "The Republican Party should not 

allow itself to look like the party of big business. It has 

to be the party of the young person in the garage 

inventing something that will challenge big business."

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #137

They say Eddie Ray Routh is an expert marksman.

American Schutzstaffel #14

Warm Scuzzies #367

Rick Sheehy

Skeet Truther

Skeeter Truther

Obama Shoots Old Man in Face, Earns Marsha 

Blackburn's Grudging Admiration

As the case of Chris Kyle goes to show,

no matter that you are a former 

Navy SEAL and 'the most lethal 

sniper in U. S. military history', 

you're not safe from death by 

gunfire anywhere in America 

today, even on a Texas

gun range.

Sign of the Times #44

The Arizona Senator reminded people of

the fossils of Ancient Astronauts found

at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

"I have here in my hand a plastic grip which, when 

placed against this picture of a deer rifle, makes it 

look just like an AR-15."

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