Jeb Bush Sez:  "C'mon, GOP, show a little bit of self-

restraint!  Don't call Barack Obama a 'Kenyan Usurper';

just call him a 'Usurper'."

Sold Separately, But Should

Be Mixed Before Drinking

Representative Blake Farenthold (R-TX), as you can see, 

has made one too many trips to the slopjar.

Ivy League Teasipper Flim-Flams the Rubes

When the Treasury Secretary hears 'Gardez Lew', he

knows there's more shit from Ted Cruz headed his way.

That Mad Tea Party is one hell of a ride!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #525

Christine Jones

When even Rod Dreher labels the Tea Party Republicans

'raving loonies', you know the wheels of the GOP band-

wagon have fallen off.

First, these Utah Boy Scout nimrods toppled a 170-million-

year-old rock formation in Goblin Valley State Park.  Next

up:  Balanced Rock in Arches National Park.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #26

Mayor Linda Oliver

Keith Alexander Reacts to News He Will Be Leaving

the Main Bridge of the USS Starship Enterprise by

 Next April

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #524

Dianne Reidy

So what if the government shutdown has cost the 

economy $24 billion.  We can just deduct it from 

Ted Cruz's 2016 campaign war chest, can't we?

What Ted Cruz Will Be Eating Tonight

to Celebrate His Victory Over

Obamacare

Ted Cruz, Airdancer

Rush Limbaugh is now saying the GOP is the most

 irrelevant political party he can remember.  He must

 have forgotten the Guns and Dope Party and the Rent

 Is Too Damn High Party.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #523

Michael Needham

Ted Cruz Sez:  "Well, you know at every stage, my 

prayer to God is that His will be done. As it will be.”

[Sounds like God's will is contingent on Ted's prayer.

That's called 'Megalomania'.]

Warm Scuzzies #432

Smokin' Joe's Ribhouse

The Few.  

The Proud.  

The Confederate Marines.

Little Known Fact #43

Up to 100,000 winter ticks can gather on a single moose,

 sucking so much blood the animal becomes anemic causing 

it to scratch off its fur and beg Sarah Palin to put it out of its 

misery.

New Fukushima Industries Mascot Is 

Real Mothrafucker

Some cooking oil in China contains chicken and duck anuses, 

pig offal, feathers, and fox hair.  Given its composition,

what do you think would be the best food to fry in it?

Sarah Palin Gets Ready for What Michele

Bachmann Calls 'God's End Time History'

Master of the Twenty-One Percenters

"Preparation H!  I NEED Preparation H!"

When Louie Gohmert starts calling John McCain an

Al-Qaida supporter, you know it's Shark Week

in the Republican Party.

If you need to hire a political operative 

who knows what to do with a stripper's

'hot breasts', Rick Shaftan is your man.

Only thirty truckers rode for the Constitution in the

District of Columbia today.  Ten thousand were supposed

to, so 9,970 didn't show up.  Apparently, the weed of tea-

baggery is now bearing little fruit.

Third party?  Get outta here!  We already have

two parties too many!

The federal government may still be shut down, but Kimmel

and Kanye are friends again.  First things first!

'Finally, Washington Sees a Way Out'

Can you imagine how much worse off the world would be

today had George Will never existed?

When you look at John Boehner, don't you long for the days 

when America's greatest enemy was a Russian despot and

 not a Republican politician from Ohio?

Male Marsupial Has Mixed Feelings about Someday

Mating Himself to Death

Warm Scuzzies #431

Mick Mulvaney

The latest polls show that 28% of Americans

approve of the GOP and 22% of Americans

approve of the Tea Parties.   Nonetheless,

these unpopular minorities have shut down

the government of the United States of 

America.  Not even the Confederacy

succeeded in doing that.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #32

Dick Costolo

Oxymorons for Our Time #159

Managed Catastrophe

Recently-Declassified Photograph #35

Dick Cheney Demonstrating the Technique for

Waterboarding Fish

30,000-Year-Old Smutty Cave Art in Brazil Throws 

Wrench in Theory Humans Invented Pornography 

12,000 Years Ago

The Supreme Court has rejected Hoochie Cuccinelli's attempt

 to revive Virginia's Anti-Sodomy Law.  Well, there's 

still Virginia's Anti-Gomorrahy Law.

"Who's that?"

"Ken Cuccinelli."

"What's he doing?"

"Running away from a photo op

with Ted Cruz."

Like Justice Scalia, Duck Commander

Phil Robertson is upset by the

coarseness of manners in modern

society, especially by the ubiquity

of the F-word in movies and on

television.

Nation Unstunned to Learn Justice Scalia Big Fan of

Duck Dynasty

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #142

How Free Syrian Rebels Stay in Shape

What House Republicans Are Drinking During the

Government Shutdown

The Unexpurgated Bible #93

Then Jesus told his Tea Party disciples, “If any man 

would come after me, let him deny himself and take 

up his Cruz and follow me."

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