Trump Giving Vince McMahon a Trim to Prepare 

Him for His New Advisory Role

Try to imagine Ron DeSantis reading a book.

See, it can't be done.

Tsk! Tsk! What are a few fatal heart complications 

when you are taking decisive action.

Congratulations!  You have been selected to receive your 

stimulus payment in the form of 400 $3 bills.

Uh-Oh! Spaghettio Flies Flag on Day 

Trump's Name Appears on

Stimulus Checks

The Blame-Shifter

Good Things Come to Those Who Win

"What's that??

"It's another one of those goddam Trump 

COVID-19 pressers!"

Joffrey of Beratheon as an Old King

Trump and His Doppelgänger to Star in Remake of

The King and I

Total is Trump's favorite cereal.

It's the Breakfast of Tyrants.

In Samuel Beckett's play, Endgame, the characters 

are stuck in a perpetual loop.  So, acceleration is 

really beside the point, which is, there is no point.

"What's that?"

"It's the Bully Pulpit The Politico

says Nancy Pelosi is trying to seize."

Since a penny is 97.5 zinc, would sucking on one help?

Mike Pompeo Sez:  “I’ve been unabashed in my role as 

Secretary of State to talk about the fact that I swore an oath

 to the Constitution, but that my first calling is to my Savior.”

Cat Learning the Hard Way

That the Goldman Sachsfish

Is an Apex Predator

The way the coronavirus affects dogs is paradoxical.

Cheese Head Cocktails All Round to Celebrate Jill Karofsky's 

Victory in Wisconin Supreme Court Contest

Psychologist Reports Pet Rocks Taking Shelter-in-Place

 and Stay-at-Home Orders Like Ducks to Water

Bernie Sanders Endorses Biden, Biden Endorses 

Designer Masks

Governor DeSantis Utilizes Boris Bieberoff's

Trademark 'Sleeper Hold' to Render

Floridians Comatose

God as a Bedwetter

Governor Kristi Noem (R-SD) Sez:  "South Dakota is

not New York City."

[As is obvious, Ms. Noem made an A in geography in

high school.]

Remember when totalitarianism was bad?

So Many Mouths to Feed

Council Member Pruneface Sez:  "We're going to

rub COVID-19 out!"

Trust Me

I'm a Lawyer

Iron Man's Wife, Ironing Woman

What Happened When All the Hot Air Leaked Out 

of the Republican Party and the Democratic Party

Mike DeWine Doing His Popular Snapping Turtle

Impression

Newt Gingrich says Trump reminds him a lot of 

Theodore Roosevelt, just as Gingrich reminds us

a lot of Batman.

"Two drugs---Hydroxychloroquine and Remdesivir---that 

have been promoted by President Trump for use in treating 

the coronavirus are being linked to heart problems."

Trump Sez:  "We have an invisible enemy."

Does anyone know what the shelf life is for toilet paper

 put up in Mason jars?

You've heard of the Emperor's New Clothese.

Well, this Double Wide's New Pants.

"Down the nut hatch, children!"

Trump Chocolate Cake 

Now Available Exclusively at

Mar-a-Lago Drive-Thru

"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall 

make you free." [John 8:12]

The Time Has Come

What is going on?  Is it Spring Fashion Week already?

Includes Brother Copeland's Biggest Hits

1.  “All-American Boy”

2.  “Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly 

(Fond of Each Other)”

3.  “I’m Here, I’m Queer and I’m Country”

4.  “Follow Your Arrow”

5.  “Cryin’ These Cocksucking Tears”

"Honey, Hindenburg is stuck on the ceiling again."

Warm Scuzzies #917

Mike Gundy

When we were kids, Casper was the

Friendly Ghost.  Now, in the age of

Trump, Casper is the Invisible

Enemy.

The key to a successful political campaign 

is a catchy slogan.

Easter During the Time of the Hunter-Gatherers

Godzilla Pulls the Old Switcheroo

And ratings of Trump's daily COVID-19 press

 briefing now rival those of The Apprentice.  

It's a Win-Win for The Donald!

Try to imagine how pangolin scales are used in 

financial rituals. Sounds kinky!

In the time of COVID-19, Easter had become 

an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.