What The Navajo Code Talkers Said: "Tkin-Gloe-lh-A-Kha  

Ah-Ya-Tsinne-Tkin-Tsin-Tliti-Tse-Nill!."

What They Meant: "Trump Heap Big Asshole!"

Some cried "Conflict of interest!" when the turkey

pardoned the turkey.

Stupid Shoppers, SmartTVs

Eric Trump Needs Your Help

All the Fits That Are News to Print

Now Comes Koch Time

Hairdo Left Homeless After Wayne Cochran Dies

"Funnier Than The Cat in the Hat," 

Says Local Cynophilist

"No, it's not true I've played golf three times as often as

Obama. That's just an optical illusion."

Old Presidents never die. They just grope their way

through the twilight.

Oh Bury Me Not Under Old Cliches #4

Senator Tim Scott Standing on the Right Side of History

Sebastian Gorka Does Lucas McCain

If what ultimately matters to Republicans is someone

 who will vote the right way in Congress, why not dump

 Roy Moore and replace him with a robot programmed

to say "Heil!" whenever Trump says "Sieg!"?

"Time magazine wanted to name me 'Poisson of the Year',

but I turned them down."

Trump Golfing Binge Interfering with White House Duties

Donald Trump and Tiger Woods were disappointed when

O. J. Simpson didn't show up at Mar-a-Lago to make

it a threesome on the green.

Guess which hat Charles Hurt was wearing when

he wrote these lines for the Washington Times.

And you thought Orwell was dead.

There's nothing more aggravating than a Nagging Goose.

Does the Yellville, Arkansas tradition of dropping turkeys 

from planes explain how Sarah Huckabee Sanders landed 

in the Trump Administration?

"Flynn has started to sing, Dad. What do I do now?"

"Trump, could you blow a little harder on that dog

whistle?  I can't hear you."

At midday on Capitol Hill, Diogenes lit a lantern,

looking for an honest man.

Thanksgiving Dinner for Survivalists

The reason Joe Barton took a picture of his pecker is

because he simply can't see it over his beer-barrel abs.

Joe Barton Sez: "While separated from my second wife, 

prior to the divorce, I had sexual relationships with other 

mature adult women."

[Sorry, no full frontal nudity.  His nude face alone is

enough to scare the children.]

Bootsy Collins' Dog

Official Bird of a Trump Administration Thanksgiving:

Flaming Hot Cheetos Turkey

World's Worst Yobs #391

J. T. Young

Only someone named 'Ratko' would give a thumbs up when

sentenced to life in prison.

Robert Mugabe Resigned to Being 93; "I'm Not

Getting Any Younger," He Sighed

The only thing in the world shallower than Tomi Lahren 

is a Li'l Squirt Baby Wading Pool.

Sometimes a cigar-shaped asteroid is just a

cigar-shaped asteroid.

Just in Time for Thanksgiving!

What Melania Trump's Body Double Shops

 For at Bed Bath & Beyond

Ryan Zinke's Wife's Travel Causes Headaches for 

Interior Department Staff

The Pessimist believes everything is getting worse

and worse.  The Optimist believes everything is

betting better and better.  Gin and Tacos splits

the difference: Everything is terrible all the time.

'Fox News Host Jeanine Pirro Hit with Speeding Charges 

After Cops Clock Her Driving 119 MPH in Upstate New York'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #708

Mark Lee

Pastor Earl Wise of Alabama was

so jaundiced against Roy Moore's

accusers his shirt and tie turned

yellow.

The Unexpurgated Bible #154

"And, lo, the Three Stooges are with you always, 

even unto the end of the world."

Trump Loses Another Supporter

Gerry Mander Is So Rude

Trump Opens Piehole, Nothingness Escapes

Former GOP state senator Ralph Shortey, Trump's campaign 

chair in Oklahoma, pleads guilty to child sex trafficking

 charges.  So it goes.

Official Libation of the

Trump Administration

Fred Flintstone Impersonator Ready to

Talk to Robert Mueller

Killer Bee Jim Hoft Wants Your Pollen

“Could it be ... SATAN?”

With his new hairdo, Robert Mugabe didn't look a 

day older than 93.