If Trump Got a Tattoo

Q: Who's that hiding behind the beard?

A:  It's the Texas Trumpsucker!

Madeleine Westerhaut, White House Paleoanthropologist,

Steps Down

The working title is Fear and Loathing in Washington, D. C.

Is Pravda available?

God Is a Warrior and Matt Shea Is His Sidekick

There is, of course, a third possibility.

As Mark Twain might have said, "A hat makes a man. 

Hatless men have little or no influence on society."

Pigs Can't Fly, But Pork Can

Hallowed Howls of Ivey

Said the Ferret with Tongue-in-Cheek

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #778

Steve Womack

Warm Scuzzies #887

Mike Maroney

There's hardly anything sadder than a sad Fox.

The Wolf Man's First Date

Republicans Funneling Resources Into 

Dan Bishop's North Carolina Campaign

"No, Wolfgang, you can't go outside and howl

 at the moon!"

Two  Shysters Walk Into a Barr

Not to worry, America: your invitation is in the mail.

Well, at least Bolsonaro didn't say "rationalist."

Adventures in Aestheticism #209

Girl Talk

Frequent Prayer Speaks Out

And, echoing Dick Nixon, Biden added, "I'm not a crook!"

All the Fits That Are News to Print

Some say Pete is too gay, some say he's not 

gay enough.

Next G7 Summit to Be Held at Motel 6 Miami

The Mooch has a point.  Impeachment would take

 way too long.

Like Don Quixote, Trump enjoyed tilting at windmills, 

"which, frankly, aren’t working too well," he said.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #777

Roberta Ann Madison

Trump Sez:  “No bedbugs at Doral.”

Adventures in Aestheticism #208

World's Worst Yoobs #207

Claire Lehmann

There's only one person on the planet who makes

Jair Bolsonaro look good by comparison, and

that's Donald Trump.

Bret Stephens Tweets:  “Twitter is a sewer. It brings out the 

worst in humanity.”

Sean Duffy Abruptly Resigns from Congress to Spend More 

Time Hatchet Throwing and Singing 'The Lumberjack Song'

A Public Service Announcement from Devin Nunes's Cow

World Leaders Tread Softly Around Pouting Trump

at the G7

Warm Scuzzies #886

Arthur Schwartz

Merry Prankster

Whatever Trump thinks he's doing in this picture, 

you can be sure it's Not Safe for Work.

Melania Triggers Trade War with Canada

"Honey, I told you not to pick Door #3!"

In case you missed the original, there's now a remake.

The Serpent Does Stand-Up

Trump Sez:  "I got it. I got it. Why don't we nuke hurricanes?  

As they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside

 the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can't we do 

that?"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #776

Patrick Byrne

Charlie Brown Goes to G7

The Beggar's Opera Comes to Iowa

Bicephalus has twice as many thoughts as anybody else.