Royal Tru-Orange

Trump says we are 'shifting production to Thighland'.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #207

Masked Avenger

A disappointed conservative is like an

empty box of Clorox Wipes.

Jerry Falwell, Jr. Unzipped

And those who aren't drinking hand sanitizer are

drinking Trump's Kool-Aid.

At least 155,000 people have died from coronavirus in 

the U.S.  At least 4,798,000 cases have been reported.

[Data as of August 6 at 10:15 a.m.]

I Know How the Jug Bird Feeds

Generally speaking, people agree Brenden Dilley

looks better in a mask.

COVID-19 Games for Shut-Ins

Trumpnik Badge of Honor

Now that Merritt Corrigan has been fired, who 

will keep us apprised of the 'homo-empire'

 and the 'tyrannical LGBT agenda'?

Leader and the Swan

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #830

Simone Gold

Warm Scuzzies #949

Mark Hutt

Social Distancing, Georgia-Style

Trump must think this is the way 'plasma' is pronounced 

in the British House of Lords.

Trump is a totem which functions as a symbol or emblem

 of the White Tribe, a tribe whose hegemony in the United

 States is on the wane.

Trump Sez:  “Yo-SEM-ite!” 

Trump Sez:  “Yo-SEM-in-ite!”

Somewhere Out in the Electromagnetic Field

The Unexpurgated Bible #180

"Then he laid his hands on her, and she received

 the Holy Ghost."

Coronavirus Sez:  "I am what I am."

Trump Sez:  "It is what it is."

Lest we forget, 69,279,148 Americans voted AGAINST 

Donald Trump and 61,250,913 Americans voted FOR 

Donald Trump in 2016.  That's a difference of 8,028,236 

Americans. And yet Donald Trump is in the White House.  

How can this be?  It must be Democracy at Work.

Will Democracy work this way again in 2020?

Jerry Falwell, Jr. Giving Female Disciple Hands-On

Instruction in Social Distancing

Steve Cortes, Trumpnik Truther

Elmer Fudd Hunting for Wabbits in Frorida

That time when you told the 7-Eleven lady her coronavirus

mask was scaring the children.

Trump Undergoes Annual Rectal Exam

Birx Borked

Hint:  it has nothing to do with bottled water.

Authorities Torch Nest of Mask Slackers

Baby Reacts to News Microsoft in Talks

to Buy TikTok

Imagine Trump sitting on the toilet, 

iPhone in hand,

shouting.

Warm Scuzzies #948

Jay Steagall

The vote to renominate Donald Trump is set to be 

conducted in private later this month in a Motel 6 

broom closet.

Warm Scuzzies #947

Greg Locke

So Tired, He Hasn't Slept a Wink

The Business End of a Murder Hornet

As expected, it was wearing a MAGA hat.

Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon

Warm Scuzzies #946

Brian Murphy

Hans Christian Andersen's Cat

Q:  How can you tell the difference between a

Boogaloo Boi, a Militia Member, a Federal Agent,

and an Anti-Lockdown Protester?

A:  Is this a trick question?

Jim Jordan Watching Ted Cruz Do His 

Neville Chamberlain Impression

150,000 Americans dead from COVID-19 and 

Trump wants to ban TikTok? Or is it Tic Tac?

"Phallocentrism is the ideology that the phallus, 

or male sexual organ, is the central element in the 

organization of the social world."

Adventures in Aestheticism #253

When she said, "Bite me!", she didn't realize he was 

such a literalist.

Scores = 260 Children and Staff

Why is it not surprising that Alabama State

Representative Will Dismukes reveres Nathan

Bedford Forrest, first grand wizard of the Ku 

Klux Klan, and is a Southern Baptist pastor?