"When hearts are high the time will fly,

So whistle while you work."

Flag Desecration #26

Brazil's César Cielo Filho is generally recognized as the world's

first swimmer to be powered solely by geothermal energy.

"Have I ever told you, Arnold, that my

middle name is 'Gardenzio'?"

Red-Blooded Pacifist

In his new book, John Derbyshire devotes an

entire chapter to his case against female

suffrage. That's right, the Derb believes one

of the reasons we're doomed is because women

in America have the right to vote. He would

also repeal the Civil Rights Act of 1964 if he had

his way, but he remains somewhat wishy-washy

on the question of whether slavery should be

re-instituted.

Alan Mendelsohn, Republican Ophthamologist and Close

Crist Ally, Indicted in Eye-Popping Fundraising and

Lobbying Scheme

Lincoln? Nah, more like an Edsel.

Sarah Palin 'Writing' Her Memoir, Going Rogue:

an American Life (as Lived by Sarah Palin and

as Written by Lynn Vincent)

"A study commissioned by the National Football League

reports that Alzheimer’s disease or similar memory-

related diseases appear to have been diagnosed in the

league’s former players vastly more often than in

the national population — including a rate of 19 times

the normal rate for men ages 30 through 49." Other studies

have shown a similarly high rate of dementia among fans.

"Barack Obama is not only the enemy of the American

people and of all humanity, but he's also the enemy of

Alpha-Draconians, Mothmen, and Tau Cetians."

Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #11
John L. Perry

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #93
Walid Shoebat

Warm Scuzzies #17
Tom Donohue

Tobacco Lobbyist Smoking a 'Betsy McCaughey'

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #21

Once a Hell Raiser, Patrick Joseph Buchanan,

age 70, is now just a Heck Raiser who won't

live to see his worst nightmare come true,

namely, when the first Post-White Generation

emerges in 2042 CE. Looking at this gloomy fact

from Pat's short-term perspective, one might

say, "God is gracious, God is good."

Of atheism there seems to be pro and con

arguments unending. But of antitheism there

would seem to be some arguments irrefutable.

Like, for instance, this one.

Wook Kundor, age 107, is looking for a new husband.

She's had 23 thus far, but is now looking for #24. If you're

interested, please rest assured that Wook isn't an ageist

and will not discriminate against any reasonable offer

for her withered hand.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #23

Mel Gibson's Beaver Flick

Like humans, fish suck on the darndest things.

God, how his nose itched! But scratching it and breaking
formation meant instant disgrace and possible dismissal.

So he did the best he could under the circumstances.

The gull believed the sun rose each morning on his
behalf. That was more than enough to propel him

through the remainder of the day.

Fertilized Eggs Becoming Persons

World's Worst Yoobs #52
Erin Bonsteel

Elvis of the Little People

Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #20

Warm Scuzzies #16

Anne Applebaum

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #92

Kitty Werthmann

How They Make Ketchup

Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #10
Patterico's Pontifications

Four weeks? In olden days, one could get 'ripped' by

drinking a bottle of Ripple. One hour, two hours max!

"To tell the truth, we LaRouchies could care less

about health care. We just enjoy putting Hitler

moustaches on Barack Obama."

"Liz Cheney is only 43. In today's GOP,

she has what is called a 'fresh face'."

"You don't say! Well, I think our faces still

look pretty fresh, too! Don't you?"

Too bad you missed Dean Allen's AK-47 raffle last

Saturday. Rumor has it he will be auctioning off

his mahvelous bowtie at his next fundraiser.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #23

Newt Gingrich and Dean Allen

Sorry you missed Dean Allen's Saturday Shootout!

Riot Police Tickle Protester Mercilessly

Members of AAAG (American Association of Angry
Geezers) Say, "We Want Our Youth Back!"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #19

Chef Cheney Puts the Finishing Touches on His
Signature Dish, Iraqi-Crusted Prime Rib Roast
with Horseradish Cream Sauce

Clark Hoyt, Printer's Dummy

World's Worst Yobs #135

Stephen Spruiell

Speechwriter Re-United with Richard Nixon in Hell

Chuck Norris Defending His 50-Star, Tea-Stained Flag

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #22

James O'Keefe and Hannah Giles

World's Worst Yoobs #51

Lisa Fabrizio

"His Excellency, the Honorable Pandooh of Mifhtan!"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #18