When he heard that he was the most unpopular living 

President, George Bush wished that Richard Nixon had 

lived to be 99.

Latest Poll Shows 'Woofus Liberty' Running

Neck and Neck in Popularity with 

'Religious Liberty'

"Next up in The Velveeta Room is one of the cheesiest 

comics to come along since Mallard Fillmore."

Breaking News Mashups #1

'Nuke Sub's $400M Fire Blamed on Unimaginative 

eHarmony Passwords'

"Would whoever left Representative Issa's head at the 

podium please put it back in the veggie bin where it belongs?"

The incidence of face-eating just goes to show 

what extreme lengths one has to go to these 

days to become a celebrity.

Cash-Strapped Romney Campaign 

Can't Afford Spell Checker

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #132

Outcome of Kreep/Peed Contest Keeping 

San Diegans on Tenterhooks

Warm Scuzzies #298

Raul Rodriguez

Oxymorons for Our Time #129

Economic Recovery

"I didn't realize you smoked."

"Only after sex."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #392

Stephanie Gray

Iowa Man Keeps 100,000-Year-Old Mammoth Bone 

as Chew Toy for His Pet Sabre-Tooth Tiger

"Nasdaq is offering $40 million in cash and rebates to its clients 

to make up for the glitches during the Farcebook IPO."

"What's wrong with him?"

"He's Going Gout."

This is NOT one of the '100 Hottest Sideboob Photos 

of All Time'.  Sorry!

Koch Trounces Barrett in Wisconsin Recall Election

"Quite frankly, Wisconsin is my kind of state."

Louisiana Pachyderms Going After It Trunks and Tusks

Al-Qaida's No. 2 Killed by a Drone for the Sixth Time

New, Improved GOP Mascot

A Sister's Love Is Heaven Sent

There's a reason people call him 'Brian Darling', instead

of 'Brain Darling'.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #131

Widespread Panic

Widespread Picnic

Recently-Declassified Photograph #29

The Unexpurgated Version of  Dubya's

Official White House Portrait

Anders Behring Breitbart, Knight-Errant

If given the choice, always order your 

Friedrich Von Hayek sunny side up.

Is he ... or isn't he?  Only his psychiatrist knows for sure.

The Max Stirner Memorial Cross-Country Ski Marathon

Shark Wondering Who Will Jump It Next

Those who can, do.

Those who can't, teach.

Those who can't teach, become governors.

We've been hearing a lot lately about 'shiny objects' and 

how distracting they are.  This is one.  You have to admit

it's pretty distracting.

Gaited Community

Oxymorons for Our Time #128

Peace Plan

June 17 is Father's Day.  If you suffer from an Oedipus 

Complex, you still have more than enough time to do

 what you gotta do. 

George Washington McNugget Endorses

Willard Romney McCondor for President

As you can see, Laura takes more interesting

drugs than George.

Warm Scuzzies #297

Tim Russell

Something to Consider #3

If you're a cat blogger and your cat dies, what then?

Orvillecopter Blogging!

Georgia Chefs Have Differing Opinions Whether Pizza

 Should Be Kicked Off Vegetable Island

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #67

Fight Club 2:  the Second Advent of Andrew Breitbart

"I tell you, I'M NOT GAY!  And I hate rainbows!"

Rude Rhymes #60

Dry Rot

Rick Scott

"What's that?"

"It used to be Thaddeus McCotter.  It's now 

Thaddeus McSplatter."

Israelis Invent High-Free Pot, Call It 'Mary Jane O'Doul's'