Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #81

Prince Rebus and the Sextortionist

Go to White Castle

Bulldozers Gone Wild Don't Destroy Private Property ---

Barry Alan Swegle Destroys Private Property

On September 11, 2012, four Americans died in 

Benghazi.  Since December 14, 2012 (the day of 

the Newtown massacre), 3,962 Americans have 

died in this country from gunshot wounds.  It's

 easy to see which fact is more significant:  

Benghazi, of course.

"At 30,000 pounds, the Massive Ordnance Penetrator 

is the US military's largest conventional bomb."

"I'm forever blowing bubbles,

Pretty bubbles in the air."

It's a good thing Rand Paul is Rand Paul, because

he would make a ridiculous-looking John Kerry.

Jason Richwine:  Here Yesterday, Gone Today,

Forgotten Tomorrow

Paul Ryan Sez:  “Progressivism is well-intentioned but 

it is also — in my humble opinion — arrogant and 

condescending,”

[True, but only to jocks who believe a reversed cap 

is an avant garde fashion statement.]

'Benghazi' Overtaking 'Wazoo' in Popularity

 as Euphemism for 'Anal Orifice'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #496

Peggy Scott

Hitler Gets Breitbarted

Warm Scuzzies #394

Taco Fusion

Warm Scuzzies #393

Tom Horne

'2-Year-Old Texas Boy Shoots Himself 

in the Head with Father’s Handgun'

Two Fall into Carnival Cruise-Infested Waters

"BenghazA!"

"BenghazE!"

"BenghazI!"

"BenghazO!"

"BenghazU!"

[Vowels are the sounds Darrell Issa makes during sex 

to express his pleasure.]

Out for a drive through the Deep South?

If so, watch for 'Appalachian Hikers' as

you pass through South Carolina, the

Family Values State.

"Pardon me, but could you please direct me to the

Poultry Slam?"

If the Very Big Corporation had its way, it

 would copyright every word in the OED so 

that everyone would have to buy a license

 to speak or write the English language.

Most Americans don't realize how close we came to

changing 'Dia de Los Muertos' to 'Day of the

Dead Disney'.

American Schutzstaffel #24

"By my calculation, your joint replacement surgery is 

going to cost somewhere between $5,304 and $223,373."

"Thank you, doctor.  That sure takes a load off my mind!"

It just got tougher to launder money in the 

Vatican's washateria.

Christian-Leaning Heavy-Metal Singer Busted 

in Not-So-Christian Murder-for-Hire Case

The New Christy Minstrels

The New Chris Christie Lap Band

"Look at it this way:  one of these days, we won't be

called 'cavemen'; we'll be called 'speleologists'."

World's Worst Yobs #285

Tom Watson

Schoolyard Bully Says He Resents Being Compared to

Ted Cruz

Oxymorons for Our Time #153

Blind Gun Hobbyist

Governor Perry Holds Commemorative Cup

to Celebrate 'Two Weeks in Texas Without 

a Major Industrial Accident Day'

Guntucky

Gun Bucky

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #495

Adam Kokesh

Al Gore Richer Than Mitt Romney, Also Fatter

Warm Scuzzies #392

Zombie Industries

Howie Kurtz says, "I screwed up!"  Why not, "I

screwed down!"?

Warm Scuzzies #391

David Cole (aka David Stein)

Governor Christie Squishes Spider-Man, Kids Applaud

Rush Limbaugh Inducted into Hall of

 Radio Revenue Losers

Uncle Sam Throwback

Ted Cruz Shows Off His Air Rifle at NRA Convention

‘James Carville’ Joins SNL to Heap Praise on Ted Cruz 

as the ‘Most Talented and Fearless’ GOP Politician of 

the Last 30 Years

Lou Dobbs's Favorite Holiday

Oh my!  Fearguth's home town has just been

declared the 'Cowboy Hat Capital of Texas'

by the Texas House of Representatives.

Niall Ferguson Issues 'Unqualified Apology' for 

'Unqualified Parapraxis' (aka 'Freudian Slip')

God, guns, and guts---especially big beer bellies---

made America free.

There's the 'Republican Base' and then

there's the 'Base of the Republican Base'.

'Man Swallowed by Hippo Lives to 

Tell Tale'

Invisible Hand Gives Rush Limbaugh

and Clear Channel the Finger to the

Tune of a $203 Million Loss for the

First Quarter of 2013