The Politico Illustrated #34

'Christie steamroller hits home-state hurdles'

Teabaggers Figure Out Way to Nail Jello to

Obama's Wall

Jellyfish Messiah's Prophecy Disconfirmed,

Jellyfish Disciples Experience Cognitive Dissonance

Little Known Fact #45

The Elf on the Shelf works for the NSA.

Washington White Trash

(Proposed New Mascot for the DC

Football Team)

Jeff Jeff Zucker

The best symbol of racism is a dead symbol of racism.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #29

Danita Kilcullen

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #144

Daily Paul

If NSA surveillance is so darned effective in foiling 

terrorist plots, why are leaders of the House and 

Senate intelligence committees saying "Americans 

shouldn't feel safer today than they did before 

the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks"?

You'll be happy to know that the old stairway to Atheism

has been replaced by an escalator.

No one knows for sure, but, apparently, someone had 

uttered either 'Catholic League' or 'William Donohue'

 in the presence of the Holy Father.

Pope Francis Rumored to Be 'Chastely Thrilled' at the

 Prospect of Appearing on Both 'The Daily Show' and

 'The Colbert Report'

Is the sexual exploitation of children the result of nature 

or nurture?  Answers vary.

"What was it like to execute 62 people?

Well, it goes without saying that my face

will never be the same.  And you'll be 

happy to know I'm now opposed to the

death penalty."

Televangelist Paul Crouch, co-founder of the

Trinity Broadcasting Network, died today at

79, thereby proving he was a real historical

figure and not a mythological character, 

like the Reverend Gene Scott.

"OK, so I'm one of the frontrunners for the GOP presi-

dential nomination in 2016.  But, quite frankly, I'm out

 of breath at the moment and need to sit down."

"I can never remember his name, but he was

always very popular with the ladies."

Governor Walker Sez:  "The GOP needs an optimistic message,

like 'The Cow Jumped Over the Moon' or 'The Dish Ran

Away with the Spoon'."

It's hard to believe, but Cardinal Dolan says he and his church

 have been 'out-marketed' on gay issues by Hollywood, politi-

cians, and opinion-molders.  Maybe his church should estab-

lish a Sacred Congregation of Propaganda.  What?  You say

 his church did that way back in the 17th century?  Well,

Hully Gee!

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #168

'Nice Deb' and Lloyd Marcus

Swallowing a snake by the yard is hard, but by the inch, 

it's a cinch.

"Oh, hell yes!  I'm even crazier than

I look!"

Uh-oh!  Somebody got peanut butter in Frankenstein's

chocolate again.

His eyes were on the sparrow.

"The horror!  The horror!"

Pope Francis Exposes 'Marxist Problem' Inside

Catholic Church

Little Known Fact #44

The barber who trimmed Der Führer's

moustache died young under mysterious

circumstances.

"Did somebody say 'Black Friday'?"

Bildungblog is closed for Thanksgiving.

It takes talent to be America's most unpopular governor,

and Tom Corbett's got it.

George Zimmerman Taking Course on How to Defend 

Himself Against Fractious Females with Three Hand-

guns, a 12-Gauge Shotgun, and an AR-15 Rifle, 

All at the Same Time

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #531

Everest Wilhelmsen

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #88

The Hunger Games:  Craig Paul Cobb Skips Lunch

Magic Bus: The Who on Tour (1968)

Magic Bus:  Ed Snowden on Tour (2013)

"Amazing what I'll tweet to appeal to the Republican base."

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #28

Colin Flaherty

You will be happy to learn that you were not, according to

GQ, the least influential person of 2013.  Dennis Rodman

was.

Prehistoric Prime Minister Calls Iran Nuclear Deal a

'Historic Mistake'

Pope Francis Carries Peter in Box

Maybe it's just the camera angle, but isn't Sarah Palin

 beginning to look a lot like Maude Frickert?

"The thought of all those children working in Indian 

sweatshops making products with my brand on them

just breaks my pea-pickin' heart!"

State Representative Drew Darby (R-TX) forgot he had

a brain in his head and was charged with a felony for 

carrying a loaded gun into an Austin airport. 

After decrying the disastrous effects of

 'overreaching government' all day, GOP

 House candidate Stewart Mills likes to

 take the edge off with his best buddy and

 a beer bong.

The dog had been warned to not gaze directly at 

Rand Paul, lest it be turned to brass.

No Northern Cardinals were harmed

in the making of this Christmas

tree ornament.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #34

Charles C. W. Cooke

"We will tattoo Obamacare on Democrats' foreheads."

Oxymorons for Our Time #160

Hip Hop Conservative