Practicing Safe Jeb!

“There is only one thing that I really miss about being 

president, and that’s being the commander-in-chief when 

the mission was accomplished.”

"I will be the greatest big hair president that God 

ever created!"

Warm Scuzzies #566

Riverchase HOA, Coppell, Texas

Senator Mark Kirk:  A Schmo with No Bro

Beverly Hillbilly Tries to Hide

the Fact He's a Clampett

While at first it looked like Jeb was having a new idea,

it turned out he was only adjusting his glasses.

Behind his back, Rick Santorum supporters refer to

Gordon Klingenschmitt as 'The Perch'.

Transgender

Transrace

Transspecies

Lindsey Graham's 'Rotating First Lady'

If a man's got a gun, what more does he need?

There's nothing quite like a hippo maddened because the 

Swatch store was closed.

California Beaches Afflicted with 

Bad Case of the Crabs

Bussssssssssssh!

Texas Zombie Purchases 'Zombie Apocalypse Assault

 Vehicle and Troop Transport' on eBay

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #629

Shannon Grove

"I had to kill this Impala in order to save it."

Governor Paul LePage, Inventor of the 

Hogswallop Veto

Warm Scuzzies #565

Carlos Rojas

Once upon a time, racial, ethnic, and gender slurs were 

acceptable usage. Now they're not. Those who resent 

this fact are the ones who whine the loudest about 

'political correctness'.

World's Worst Yobs #331

Scott Greer

Four Jackasses of the Foxocalypse

Draw Pamela Geller #23

The Crab

Sam Brownback Chokes Up When Asked About His 

Favorite Pop-Folk Duo, The Weepies

World's Worst Yobs #330

David Rivkin

If saying 'you guys' is sexist, would

saying 'you guys and dolls' be OK?

Can it be true Rand Paul is a quiche-eating contender monkey?

Kevin Williamson, Vin Diesel's Evil Twin

Deer in the Headlights

Bush in the Headlights

Good Toon

Bad Toon

The Happening (1967)

The Fappening (2015)

The Koch Brothers and Reince Priebus Doing the

Baby Elephant Walk

Need more proof that Mitch McConnell dwells on the

Dark Side of the Force?

World's Worst Yobs #329

Arthur C. Brooks

Famous Scene from The Shining

Famous Scene from The Dimming

After listening to Jeb Bush speak, Germans say Angela

Merkel, their Chancellor, is more exciting.

Draw Pamela Geller #22

The Fire-Eater

Unlike Nestle's, the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodles

 scare no one. People say they want this brand in their lives.

"When I take the spice gas, I can fold space and travel

to any part of the Universe without moving."

Scott Walker Singing 'Bambi's Rotting Carcass Is 

Just Another Wisconsin Roadside Attraction'

John Hagmann:  Not Angry, Just Mad

The Final Stage of Altoid Addiction

Born to Be Mild

Not the Sultan of Swat