Trump Campaign Adopts New Slogan

Trump Campaign Adopts 'Ramble On' as New Theme Song

"So what if I interrupt myself while I'm talking!

Who cares?"

Hey, the GOP has a new mascot!

Rescue Me! ― Adopt Dogs, Cats, Aliens & More

"Happy Cinco de Mayo! The best taco bowls are 

made right here in Taco Hell.  I love beaners!"

Ken Shupe Sez:  “Something came over me, I think the Lord 

came to me, and He just said, ‘Fuck that socialist! Get in the

 truck and leave!'.”

[Only in Travelers Rest, South Carolina.]

The Unexpurgated Bible #135

"A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, 

and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his 

raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving 

him half dead. And by chance Ken Shupe came 

down that way: and when he saw him, he passed

 by on the other side."

Trump Campaign Hires Ben Carson to Head VP Selection 

Committee; Carson Performs the Cheney Maneuver and 

Selects Himself

Bad Spellers of the World UNTIE! #174

"John Kasich was one of the best right-wingers I've 

ever eaten!"

"Hello, Barbie, let me speak to Ken."

Relax, America!  Donald Trump has chosen Dwayne 

Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho to be his 

running mate!

Carly Fiorina Sacked After Only One Week as 

Ted Cruz's Suicide Assistant

Reagan Feels a Disturbance in the Force

And with a right elbow to his wife's face, Ted Cruz

rang down the curtain on his race for the GOP

presidential nomination.

Cruz the Lachrymose

Trump Claims Ted Cruz's Dad Hung Out with Oswald

the Lucky Rabbit in New Orleans in 1963

Washington Lobbyist Scolds Conservatives for Attacking

Trump, Claiming They Are Biased "Against

Democracy and the Will of the People"

Most people don't know Michele Fiore is

Wonder-Warthog's sister.

Vichy Republicans Falling in Line Behind 

Der Trumpenführer

Conservative Group 'Testing' Target by Sending Men to 

Women's Bathrooms Sued for Discrimination by Failing 

to Send Women to Men's Bathrooms

Bull Schmidt Spotted at Further Future

Festival

Peggy Noonan Tells a Fish Story

Is this Donald Trump impersonating Keith Ablow,

or vice versa?

Jon Huntsman, Formerly of Wizard, Forms New 

Donald Trump Tribute Band

Carly Fiorina Re-Enacts Andrew Sullivan's Latest Piece in 

New York Magazine by Falling Off Stage

Frau Blücher Celebrating Her 90th Birthday

Handy Tools

CIA Director Says 9/11 '28 Pages' Should Stay

in Vault

World's Worst Yobs #355

Michael Grunwald

Bob Hall (R-TX) Keeping a Sharp Eye Out for EMPs

Truth in Advertising #9

Nine Out of Ten Doctors Agree

Del Taco Manager Fired for Being More

Dreadful Than the Food

Rumor has it that Ted Cruz has sold more merch

on the campaign trail than all the other candidates

combined.

As in that popular TV show of the 1950s, Ted Cruz is

'caught in the jaws of the vise'.

Just another Dark Money-funded Protection Racket.

NeoReactionaries want to take America back to

Mosaic.

"So when was it you first began to believe you are a

Trumpologist?"

"Sorry, buddy, but the last Johnny Football

we hired turned out to be a real asshole."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #658

Todd Weiler

If you press the belly button of the Ann Coulter Action 

Figure, it will not say, "Mommy, I have to go potty!"  

Sorry!

#1 on the End Times Best Seller List

"Lucifer's sexual prowess is legendary for a reason."

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #36

Shreddies Flatulence-Filtering Underwear

Old Teabaggers Never Die; 

They Just Stump for Trump

Peter King, Satanists Say Cruz Gives Lucifer a Bad Name

Guess who said "Ted Cruz is Lucifer in the Flesh and a

Miserable Son-of-a-Bitch!"

Rub-a-Dub-Dub,

Three Schlubs in a Tub