Roger Stone says his Richard Nixon

tattoo may do lap dances at a Miami

strip club, but only if the price is right.

Israel Buffs Its Image

And then Jack Dorsey fed Trump

his bottle, changed his diaper,

and put him to beddy bye.

Now that Matt Whitaker mentioned it, the resemblance

 is uncanny.

Chinese Destroyer Takes Part in a Naval Parade 

Off the Port City of Qingdao

Russia Hosts Pinhead Summit

Behold the Lamb of God, Which Taketh Away 

the Sin of the World

All were beheaded.  One was beheaded and then crucified.  

Trump stands with Saudi Arabia.

Warm Scuzzies #865

Carl Kline

Today on The View

What Hogan Gidley Does for a Living When He's Not

Lying to the Press on Behalf of Donald Trump

What a Laffer!

Comatose in the Vomitorium

The best thing that can be said about old Trumpniks like

 Dave Daubenmire is that they're not getting any younger.

Larry Hopkins, United Constitutional Patriot, 

Trained Militiamen to Assassinate Obama, Clinton, 

and Soros; Also Used Q-Tips for Earwax

Will the women cheer him on to go 

The Full Monty Python?

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #122

Philip Klein

If Philip Klein, Executive Editor of  the Washington

Examiner, Had Been Writing in 1860

If you haven't seen Mark Levin in

Barf-O-Rama, you are missing 

one of life's most dyspeptic

experiences.

Slinky Dog: "It's Sid!"

Rex: "I thought he was at summer camp!"

Hamm: "They must've kicked him out early this year."

Rex: "Oh, no, not Sid!"

Adventures in Aestheticism #175

Not just Sarah Huckabee Sanders is afflicted by

slips of the tongue.

The only thing worse than a liar is three liars.

Stephen Miller, the Immigrant Chipper

Warm Scuzzies #864

Maureen Walsh

World's Worst Yobs #406

Chris Buskirk

Flag Desecration #113

Half Monster ... Half Man - A Clutching Claw 

at the Heart of Civilization

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #187

I Am Not a Robot: The Lies of the 

Hucksterbee-1000

So long as he has Rush Limbaugh by 

his side, Donald Trump will stride

confidently into the abyss of ignominy.

Adventures in Aestheticism #174

Mitt's Dinner with Donald

Hogan Gidley Says 'Crazy Mueller Report', Which Is

 'Total Bullshit', Completely and Totally Exonerates Trump

"As you can plainly see, shaving works."

If you give a man a tool, expect him to use it.

In the Heat of the Moment

Doesn't this make his wife Kellyanne a 

cancer on the cancer on the Presidency?

Is another 'National Emergency' just around the corner?

Adventures in Aestheticism #173

William Barr, Diviner of

Non-Corrupt Motives

North Korea Wants Denuclearization Negotiator

 More Mature and Less Lousy Than Pompeo

"Yum!"

Not Complete, Not Total, Not Exoneration

Honey, You Can't Hide Your Lyin' Eyes

Adventures in Aestheticism #172

Warm Scuzzies #863

Ackerman McQueen

Adventures in Aestheticism #171

Michele Bachmann Sez:  "We will never see

 a more godly, biblical president again in our

 lifetime than Donald Trump."

The Unexpurgated Bible #170

"Strait is the jacket and narrow is

the way which leadeth unto

Rod Dreher."

If they want to consume Mayor Pete like a 'hearty stew', 

Democrats would probably also like to spit Tucker 

Carlson out of the Universe like a watermelon seed.