Thursday, July 16, 2020

Hotspot 'Lanta
If Kevin McCarthy Had Been a German in 1945
The Republican governor apparently believes the world
 needs fewer Georgians.
Did you know our words, 'panic' and 'pandemic', are 
derived from the name of the Greek god, Pan, a satyr 
who played the flute?
Will Hope Hicks take one for the team?
Trump Goes Goya
Mother Pence thinks Mike looks so 
handsome in his new robe.
Jacksonville Rubber Room

Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Brad Parscale Has a Brand New Hat
First, It Was Goya Black Beans
Warm Scuzzies #942
Steve Watkins
Wild Wild West
The Trumpnik Whirligig has roots dating back
to 500 BCE.
When Kim Kardashian Heard She Won't Be the 
Nation's Next First Lady
Old Advertising Slogans Never Die
Nietzsche to Trump:  "Beware lest a statue slay you."
At last report, Tulsa County has had
5,448 positive cases of COVID-19
and 78 deaths. 
Gulliver Had Been Warned Not to Travel 
During the Pandemic
Not since Finger Lickin' Good had a slogan so galvanized
 the nation.
Ivanka Sez:  "Find Something New."
Did you know GOYA is an acronym?  It stands for
'Get Off Your Ass'.
So what if these Americans want to die!
That's their right.  It's in the Constitution.

Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Whiteworld #84
A white man's home is his white castle.
Fearguth's Rules of Order #68
Never get within smelling distance of Donald Trump.
Fortunately, Felix the Fire Engine was unscathed.
And don't let the door hit your whiny ass on the way out.
Fur-Bearing Trout Oil Believed to Be Effective 
COVID-19 Treatment
Summer Reading
The Meaning of Life in One Easy-to-Use
Flow Chart
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #826
Joe Newby
Free Enterprise Capitalism

Monday, July 13, 2020

"Right before ending his show, Carlson informed 
viewers he’ll be going on vacation for the next few days, 
saying  it’s been long-planned and that he’s going 
trout-fishing."
Ted Cruz says he doesn't wear a COVID-19 mask
for two reasons.  First, it would not fit over his nose.
Second, his parents taught him to always share.
Chuck Woolery Sez:  "Everyone is lying, except me
and you, and I'm not so sure about you."
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #125
Dianna Ploss
Comfort Food Cadillac: Beanie Weenies on a Bun!
World's Worst Yobs #429
Brandon Straka
Ginni Thomas has warned the residents of Clifton,
Virginia that the Black Lives Matter banner is a 
'Trojan Horse'.
Does anyone know how to summon Godzilla?
Fred Trump's Polka Dot Necktie Viewed as Master Key
That Unlocks the Meaning of Donald Trump's
Psychopathology

Sunday, July 12, 2020

If you don't get the joke, you can look it up on your 
ThimkPad.
New Item to Add to Your Back-to-School Shopping List
This GIF is more animated than Parler is.
What Up, Smiley?
It's Amway or else!
No longer QAnon.  It's now QANeumanon,
the Ding Dong an Sich.
Betsy DeVos Demonstrating She's Not Too Old to Hold a 
Glass with One Hand and Drink Out of It
Betsy DeVos is representative of the Trump Administration: 
a bunch of superrich old people who have nothing better to 
do with their time than fuck up the world and then die.
Elvis Is in the (White) House
The Emperor's New Mask