If Lauren Boebert ever worked for an escort service, as

some allege, one wonders if the guns were extra.

Trump Boasts He Drew a Bigger Crowd on July 4, 2020 

at the National Mall Than Jesus Did for the Sermon on 

the Mount

Oath Keeper and Seditionist Stewart Rhodes says his life's 

work will not be done until the entire Constitution is tattooed

 on his body.

Please Do Not Cannonize Mike Pence

Some blame all those preservatives 

in Big Macs.

Trumpnik Mark Mazza Pleads Guilty to Carrying a Gun

and Assaulting an Officer During the Capitol Hill

Insurrection

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #162

Robert McManus

Trump Makes a Fisty at the Frowny Face Coalition

Conference in Nashville

Always remember:  WTF (What the Fuck) is FTW (For the Win) 

spelled backwards.

CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Gushes Over 'Courage' of Mike Pence 

During Jan. 6 Riot: 'That Was Like a Harrison Ford Movie!'

The Downside of Jumbo Muffins

Ron DeSantis Accused of Being 'Dumber

Than a Sack of Matt Gaetzes'

Local Man Says He Is Often Confused with 

'Far-Right Influencers'

Trying to hide from the Master Control Program

is futile.

"Here's Johnny Appleseed!"

Sean Hannity Blasts 'Leftist Lawlessness' and Other 

Sinister Alliterations

Fido Friday's Final Frontier

It's not true that Republican Governor Greg

Gianforte has been vacationing in Tuscany, Italy with

Ted Cruz while Montana has been inundated by a

500-Year Flood.

Warm Scuzzies #1,200

Howard Oral Hughes and Donald Eugene Corsi

Know Your Insurrectionists

Fool's Gold

Next on the Ron DeSantis Show!

Dragster Queens!

When Vice President Pence was asked to delay certification 

of the 2020 election results after the Capitol attack, he had 

a simple reply:  "That’s rubber room stuff."

The Navarro Perplex

"Walmart is the latest retailer to join Kroger, Kohl’s, Bed Bath 

& Beyond, Sam’s Club, Wayfair JC Penney, and Costco." Time

to cue up Little Anthony and the Imperials singing, 'Tears on 

My Pillow'.

Lindsey Graham Sez:  "Entitlement reform is a must 

for us to not become Greece."

Duke of Haggard Surprise Guest at Andrew Giuliani Fundraiser

Vince McMahon Paid Millions in Hush Money to Staffers

Yikes!  Ron DeSantis's net worth is only $319,000.  That's 

typical for retrograde West Virginia, but for the Sunshine 

State, where the average net worth is $619,275, it's 

embarrassing.

Ken Paxton Sez:  “I believe God always has a plan.  Life is 

short, no matter what it is.  And certainly, we're not going 

to make sense of, you know, a young child being shot and 

killed way before their life expectancy."  In other words, 

it was part of God's plan for a teenager with an AR-15 to

 murder 19 elementary-school children and two teachers

 on May 24, 2022 in Uvalde, Texas. 

Ann Coulter Rails Against Dinesh D'Souza's Stupid Movie, 

2000 Moles

At 68, Greta Van Susteren is shaking up Newsmax and

the future of TV news.

CNN Chief Wants to Stop Use of ‘the Big Lie’, 

Says 'Trump's Humongous Fib' Is OK

Warm Scuzzies #1,199

Hunter Seefried

Holy Roller Ronna!

Ted Cruz and Somebody Wearing a Cult 45 Gimme Cap

Side Project

Pastry Chef Dishes on Rudy

Man Who Attacked Capitol Was Given a Tour of the Building 

by Barry Loudermilk Day Before Riot

In the beginning was the Conspiracy Theory, and the Conspiracy 

Theory was with Ted Cruz, and the Conspiracy Theory was

 Ted Cruz.

Lynz Piper-Loomis wants you to know she got 1.8% of the

vote in yesterday's Republican primary in

South Carolina.

Warm Scuzzies #1,198

Ryan Samsel

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,001

Dar Leaf

Dinesh D'Souza Challenges Bill Barr to 'Public Debate' 

about His Conspiracy Flick, '2000 Mooks'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,000

Joey Gilbert

Dweebs, Dorks and Doofuses #132

James Lindsay

Katie Arrington Sez:  "I'm sorry I couldn't give you the

 birthday present that I wanted to give you, but you 

will always be my number 45, my number 46."

Satellite Spots One of the Biggest Methane Leaks Ever; 

Russian Company Giving Earthlings the Gas

Yogi the 'Picnic-Basket-Conditioned' Bear

Shouldn't this commemorative coin, circulating among

Border Patrol officers, read:  'DISHONOR WILL 

ALWAYS BE FIRST'?