"How's this as a compromise: what if I were to burn

Pastor Jones at the stake with a copy of the Koran

in his pocket and use Pam Geller as firewood?"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #215

Robert Jeffress

Scottish Mum Disgusted to Find Wonka's

Willy in Pack of Choccies

"Hey there, handsome, you in the Dugan Bag!"

Oxymorons for Our Time #61

Conventional Wisdom

"Pardner, this sure doesn't look like the Chisholm

Trail to me."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #214

Lloyd Marcus

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #213

Bill Keller

"I misspoke when I said 'headless bodies'.

I meant to say 'bodiless heads'."

Rather than continue scaring the children, Governor

Jan Brewer has decided against any more TV debates.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #212

Lou Engle

If it's Labor Day Weekend, it must be time for Fearguth

to become festive. Blog posting will therefore be un-

predictable over the next couple of days.

Arizona Man Strongly Opposes Governor

Brewer's Proposed Decapitation Tax

Rude Rhymes #24

Filthy Shitter

David Vitter

Headless Horseman Retires to Southern Arizona

World's Worst Yoobs #80

Lindsay Janeway

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #66

James Hanson and Jonah Goldberg

Governor Stumblebum

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #211

Arye Sachs

Warm Scuzzies #102

Mariner Energy

Have you ever wanted to draw a cartoon vulture?

If so, first you find a picture of Alan Simpson.

Then . . .

Alan, Son of Simp

Jack DeCoster, Eggo-Terrorist

Spawn of Bryan Fischer

World's Worst Yoobs #79

Holly Bailey

Zombies Joining Forces with U. S. Military

Against Afghanistan's Taliban

Mankinis: the Quintessence of

Epic Fail

"Please, please don't shave me!" the beaver exclaimed.

Have you heard Glenn Beck's latest conspiracy

theory? Well, it has something to do with two

bassoons and Barack Obama. No doubt you

will soon get the lowdown on Glenn's new media

outlet, The Blaze.

"GEWORFENHEIT!" the baby wailed

at his first birthday party.

Godfather of Nitrous Mafia Exposed

Oxymorons for Our Time #60

Online Doctorate

Steve King Tells Iowa Voters They

Haven't Earned the Right to See

His Middle Finger

Men, how many of you attended the World Testicle

Cooking Championship in Serbia this year?

The Bullock-Cart Racer almost made it to Beckapalooza,

but, alas, he was everlastingly too late.

Brigham Young Says DNA Tests Show

Glenn Beck Not Real Latter-Day Saint,

Says He Lacks the 'Mormon Gene'

"Funny thing, Vladimir. Your rightist admirers

in the U. S. now believe your years of KGB

experience is one of your strongest points.

That, and, of course, your manly physique."

Signs of Economic Slowdown Speeding Up

Warm Scuzzies #101

St. Vincent's Cathedral School

Bedford, Texas

Invisible Hand Builds Eight-Feet-Tall Piles of

Chicken Manure in Iowa Hen Houses

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #210

Ovadia Yosef

"Afghanistan Bomb Attacks Kill Twenty-One US

Soldiers in 48 Hours:" why will we never see this

story on the Military Channel, the Military History

Channel, or the Pentagon Channel?

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #65

Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer

When it comes to the art of arm farting, Governor

Jan Brewer of Arizona is primus inter pares.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #209

Thilo Sarrazin

Their honor restored, the Beckomorphs

returned to their Fraidy Hole.

Government Worker Being Held Back by

Affirmative Action for Homos, Calls 'Ass

Ceiling' Unfair

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #119