Yes, her name is Charla McComic.  And, yes, she's a Trumpnik.

Next question?

Mick Mulvaney Leads the Congregation in Singing,

'Stand Up, Stand Up for Jesus!'

Ta-Tas for the Tillerson

Man with Six-Pack Abs

Virtue Signaling

If Sean Hannity points a gun at you, 

he's just trying to educate you.

Sean Hannity Pulls Gun on Juan Williams, Says It Was 

'For Educational Purposes Only'

Before he was charged with prostitution within 1,000 feet

of a church, Ralph Shortey liked to fondle his guns.

Ralph Shortey (R-OK) has been charged with three

felonies, including child prostitution.  We all know 

who the guy on the right is.

Dutch Pronunciation

Delilah Stood There Laughing

If you're drinking Ripple, the correct answer is 

probably 'Yes'.

Way Down Yonder in the Land of Cotton

Old Times There Are Not Forgotten

"That wasn't just an automobile accident!  

That was an assassination attempt!"

"Just wanted to let you know there are millions more

of us than we thought."

The Politico Illustrated #54

'Trump's budget delivers red meat to GOP base'

ExxonMobil Denies Rex Tillerson Played 'Wayne Tracker'

in The Venture Bros.

Hadji and Jonny Quest React to News That Rex

Tillerson Used the Alias 'Wayne Tracker' to Discredit

Climate Science

"Hey there, Boo Boo, did you, like Senator

Sessions, tell a boo boo?"

"It’s better to cultivate mutual understanding of each 

other’s fears than try to smooth away the fear of tyranny 

with the grease of apathy," quoth Jonah Goldberg, 

the Burger-Flipping Robot.

If the tape which reveals Ryan dissing Donald Trump five

 months ago is 'ancient history', what does he call The Ides 

of March in 44 BC?

Decisions, Decisions!

Proud of your knobby knees? Then you'll

want to pick up a pair of Jindows at

Nordstrom.  Only $95.

Meet Beauregard Bugleboy, Jeff Sessions' Hound

How to Defend Yourself If Someone Attacks You with 

Fresh Fruit, Especially Bananas

Look, a Pi Pie!

Zorak Speaks #4

The only similarity between Trump and The Shadow is 

they both have 'the power to cloud men's minds'.

Pat McCrory Sez: “People are reluctant to hire me, 

because, oh my gosh, I'm a Persimmon Puss.”

“I am not going to defend Donald Trump---not now, 

not in the future.”

“If you look at Trump's tweet, he said very clearly, quote, 

'wire tapping' — in quotes.”

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Every time he was tempted to believe in White Supremacy, 

he would look at Steve King and say, "Nope!"

Kellyanne Conway Takes a Selfie with

Trump's Sunbeam Microwave Oven

Sean Spicer Sez: "You can trust what Trump says

 'if he's not joking'."

Devin Nunes Sez: "Stop calling me a Trump Toady, ribbit!"

Texas Bill Would Fine Guys $100 for Their Masturbation

 Habits Like This One (With or Without Zippers)

"I mean every word I say and every word

I say is mean."

"Evidence for my assertions? I'm not in the job

 of having evidence.”

"Tell me more how Obama may have used 'microwaves that 

turn into cameras' to spy on Trump.  Incidentally, you're not 

pretty in pink, either."

Sean and Shree Go Shopping at Apple

Witty. Confident. Devastatingly Complicit.

"Hi, I'm Government Mandate.  I may be scary, but

I'm not nearly as scary as Paul Ryan."

Whiteworld #46

Geert Wilders is so white because he's a Creature 

of the Night.

Founder of the Society for the Promotion of Cruelty to Dogs

"I have on good authority that Barack Obama is really

The Shadow and he knows what evil lurks in the hearts

of men."

When Sarah Palin opens her mouth, 

the first casualty is Syntax.

Kim Jong-un Flips the Script

Composer of 'Rhapsody in Glue' Enters 

Sticktoitiveness Rehab

Eric Trump Sez: “The stars have all aligned. I think 

the Trump brand is the hottest it has ever been.”

"Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard, there's a 

Narratological Emergency on the fifth floor!"

The Consequences of Omnipresence