Adventures in Aestheticism #184

'Jay Sekulow Instructs Michael Cohen to Lie

 to Congress'

Fox News Personalities Diagnosed with 

Terminal Pachydermatitis

Words of Wisdom from the Fox News Host Who

Holds Degrees from Princeton and Harvard

All God's Gators Gotta Be Chillin'

Odds are this woman can't

afford an appliance garage.

Something tells you this Trumpnik is not

big on conscious emotions.

"He did the bash

He did the monster bash

The monster bash

It was a graveyard smash

He did the bash

It caught on in a flash

He did the bash

He did the monster bash."

Border Patrol Agent Matthew Bowen said:  

"Immigrants are disgusting subhuman shit 

unworthy of being kindling for a fire.” Sean 

Chapman, his attorney, added that Bowen's 

sentiments are “commonplace throughout the 

Border Patrol’s Tucson Sector” and “part of 

the agency’s culture.”

Nigel Farage Victim of Milkshaking-with-Extreme-Prejudice

Trump Threatens Iran with Annihilation If the Democrats 

Obtain His Tax Returns

The Day the Secretary of Energy Met Buffalo Bob

What the Fork?

The final season of Game of Thrones proved to be so 

controversial that it ignited what has now become 

America's longest and bloodiest Civil War.

Wanting a Lamborghini is usually considered a 

harmless wish, but needing one is characteristic

 of the Bull Goose Loony.

Petition to Remake The Mad King Hits 65 Million

Signatures

You've heard of Foot-Long Hot Dogs, but

what about Bigfoot Tacos?

Jeff Koons' Rabbit Gets a Makeover

Steve Mnuchin Goldbricking at Fort Knox

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #767

Marji Ross

Oxymorons for Our Time #200

Consensual Rape

Lord Nigel Sausagefingers, Charlatan of Twitter Dressage

Take a Powder

The Dark Side of the Space Force

In utero, life is priceless. Ex utero, life is Walmart-priced.

Big Pharma Chippy

World's Most Expensive Rabbit Joke

In military terms, Ted Cruz is what is called

a 'target-rich environment'.

Clinton's Socks Purred.

Trump's Socks Make You Snerd.

Adventures in Aestheticism #183

Talibaptists, like Ted Cruz, are bad, but the

Talibaptists in Talibama are worse.

'Trade Wars Are Good, and Easy to Win'

Targeting Trump's Most Sensitive Organ:

His Wallet

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #766

Mark Dankof

Trump Offers Viktor Orbán a Party-Size Bag of Gummy Dicks

Agent in the Southern Baptist Deep State Denies

She Is Out to Get Jerry Falwell, Jr.

Rupert Murdoch, Hate-for-Profit Racketeer

Whiteworld #78

Yes, Viktor Orbán has done a tremendous job as

an Anti-Semite, White Nationalist, and Authoritarian.

Lying for Trump Is Hard Work

The Day Ronald Reagan Met the Maître D’ 

from the Brown Derby

[h/t Roy Edroso]

Adventures in Aestheticism #182

Until Americans start dying in their fields and homes 

from the trade war with China, Tom Cotton won't 

break a sweat expressing concern for their sacrifices.

Warm Scuzzies #868

Brian Kolfage

Carry On, Carrion!

Post-Trump USA

If she were a bottle of wine, Sarah Huckabee Sanders

would be Ripple.

If you meet this empty suit, it will introduce itself as

'Peter Schweizer'.

As Marx said, "History repeats itself:  first

as tragedy, then as farce."

Researchers believe a cure for cancer will be found

before a vaccine for stupidity can be developed.

When asked how much Pete Buttigieg weighs, Alfred E.

Neuman replied, "About 65 kilowhatmeworries.  A

lightweight, in other words."