I Lost My Virginity on Facebook

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #806

Vernon Jones

It's like the Neutron Bomb:  it kills people but

it leaves their property intact.

Flattening the Pompadour

Warm Scuzzies #919

Pete Ricketts

He doesn't know it, but when they start sacrificing the

 weak in Tennessee, this guy will be the first one on the altar.

Tired of living?  Try Doctor Quackentrump's Elixir.

Who knew 5G towers were really

witches made of wood?

Let us hope this works as advertised and doesn't 

require Bill Gates microchip implants.

The Japanese word for Divine Wind was Kamikaze.

On Not Knowing Your Horse's Ass from Its Elbow

People make things up all the time.  The problem with 

Trump is that he doesn't know he's making things up.

Texas Lieutenant-Governor Dan Patrick,

the Light-Hearted Reaper

Texas Lieutenant-Governor Dan Patrick Sez:

"There are more important things than living."

It's Your Choice

Breathe Deep the Gathering Gloom

Lugosi Makes His Move

Khashoggi's Revenge

Lookee here, it's a Branch Covidian!

Trump Sez:  "That's a mosquito. I don't like mosquitoes. 

I don't like mosquitoes at all."

Trump Sez:  "Ventilators are a big deal and we are now 

the king of ventilators. We have so many ventilators."

Trump Sez:  "It was hard to get it aroused and

 it is hard to get it aroused but we got it aroused."

Oh Brother, Can You Spare Some Doobie?

Dress for Success!

Protest in Style!

Flag Desecration #119

Postcard from the Edge of Nowhere

Tiger King Is My Co-Pilot

Know Your Trumpnik Mooks

Tiananmen Square Thirty Years Later

Louie Drinks the Kool-Aid

Sipping a Dr. Pepper, Louie Gohmert said, "Health care 

workers in Germany go through a misting tent 

going into the hospital and it kills the coronavirus

 completely dead not only right then, but any 

time in the next 14 days that the virus touches 

anything that’s been sprayed, it is killed.”

This Ruth's Chris Filet Mignon is vicariously brought to you,

thanks to your $20 million government bailout.  

Enjoy, taxpayer!

Human Cannonball Joins

'Open the Economy' Protest

They Called Him 'Old Cocksucker Mouth'

Are we amusing ourselves to death?

Men, is your hair getting too long?  If so,

Trey Gowdy models 16 Coronacuts you

might consider.

Paranoia is bad for your complexion.

Trump Teaching Trumpniks How to Touch Their Faces 

in Order to Own the Libs

Philosopher Takes to the Streets

It's Fauci's World.  We Only Live in It.

We Are Turning the Corner and Our Ratings 

Are Higher Than Monday Night Football!

Herbert Hoover Has Risen from the Grave

The Scream (120V)

Commander Sitcom Decides to Decide

"We ought to sanction the hell out of China!"

Necessity Is the Mother of the Personal Task Appendage

Be thankful you have only two to wash.

Think of the poor millipede.

"My, what a BIG gun!  You should go into porn!"

Giant Pain in the Ass

When the stores re-open, she plans to do some

serious shopping.