World's Worst Jobs #138

Myanmarian Brick Factory Worker

New Bernie Sanders Underwear Line Keeps Your Boys 

from Hanging Low and Wobbling To and Fro

Baby Meerkat Totally Captivated by Joe Scarborough's

Interview of Charles and David Koch on MSNBC,  'Liberal

 Media' Central

"Hey, GOP, want a foot massage?"

Sanders Admits He Doesn't Kiss That Many Babies and

Has Never Eaten a Pork-Chop-on-Stick

Total War Erupts When Twitter Changes

'Favorite' Symbol from Star to Heart

"'Just one lobe short of a Trilobite'?  I heard that!"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #123

The Fixer: When an Exclamation Point

Is Simply Not Enough

Reviewers are saying Trump makes a

strong case for repealing the ADA

(Americans with Disabilities Act),

the first step, he argues, toward 

making America great again.

Donald Trump's new book has already

 been translated into modern English.

Paul Ryan Prepares for Upcoming Meeting

 with Freedom Caucus

After Neoconfederate rednecks, like Marshall Leonard,

 started bombing Walmarts, the United States realized

it had an oversupply of domestic terrorists and started

exporting them overseas.

If Karl Rove was Dubya's brain, Dubya must be Jeb's brain.

"I know that I got to get better at doing the selfies."

Is Ahmed Chalabi really dead, or is he just feeding us

some more bad intel?

"Remember who you used to call 'Numbnuts'?"

'Hastert’s Portrait Vanishes from House'

'GOP Debate Talks in Disarray as Consensus Collapses'

Jeb Bush Sez: "I eat nails when I wake up!" 

[That's what the Bush family calls 'nail biting'.]

The Ben Carson Emoticon

"Hello, it's me,

I've thought about us for a long, long time."

"This isn't about what you want to do, Paul. It's about what 

God wants you to do. And God has told me, he wants you 

to be Speaker of the House."

"OK, John, but the next time you talk with God, ask Him

 how to get that smoke smell out of the Speaker's Office."

Now that he's Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan will be

able to spend more time with his Joy Buzzer.

Scarborough Blasts Mainstream Media's Liberal Bias: 

"They Are Embarrassing Themselves by Hiring  

Rightwing Nutjobs like Me"

"Yes, I was homeschooled by parents who allowed me to wait 

for the Rapture, instead of educating me. I'm still waiting."

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #25

A Left-Wing Operative

"When I hear, 'The Grown-Ups Take the

Stage at the Debate', it really pisses me

off!  What's so special about acting like

 a grown-up? It's grown-ups who are 

wrecking the planet, not children!"

Rosenstein Sez:  "I want friend like me."

Did you know November is Bacon Awareness Month?

Many men in Kentucky take cockfighting

very seriously.

New Debate Format for GOP Candidates

New Study Reveals What Your Cat Is Thinking:

"I Really Want You Dead!"

Don't tell Bill O'Reilly, but somebody has 

taken 'Christ' out of Hallowthanksmas.

"That Mini-Me really cracks me up!"

"Oh yeah?!  Well, my sugar daddy can beat up your

sugar daddy!"

Carly Fiorina says she's tired of liberal feminists

challenging her to take off her Halloween mask.

"I was not elected Dictator of the House.  I was elected

Joker of the House."

Great Moments in Victimology #2

Andrew Napolitano Sez: "This particular 

Baby Pope Francis is somewhere between 

a Communist with a lowercase 'C' and a 

Marxist with an uppercase 'M'."

Happy Hollow Weenie!

Paleontologists have confirmed what has long been 

suspected, viz., that the world's first Brontosaurus

 evolved out of a Trick-or-Treat bag filled with 

uneaten candy corn.

Scholars say Attila the Bun contributed to the decline of

the Western Roman Empire in the late 5th century CE.

Paul Singer, Hedge-Fund Billionaire and GOP Mega-Donor, 

Chooses Marco Rubio to Be One of His Designer Accessories

The Five Stages of the Jeb! 

Campaign's Morbidity

1. "I'm not dead."

2. "I'm getting better."

3. "I feel fine."

4. "I think I'll go for a walk."

5. "I feel happy, I feel happy!"

Area Man Making GoFundMe Appeal on Behalf of

the Rude Birdwatchers of America

Marco Rubio is David Brooks' new Wonky-Tonk Man.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #122

The Whining

"Beware the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, 

the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered

 rodent you ever set eyes on!"

Fidogeist Sez: "Boo-Woo!"

Giant Runaway Jack-O-Lantern in Peoria, Arizona

Stopped by Kool-Aid Man