As someone once said, "Men make counterfeit money and, 

in some cases, money makes counterfeit men."

Warm Scuzzies #587

Oxford, Alabama

Cruz Picking Fiorina as His Veep Is Like a Drowning 

Rat Boarding a Sinking Ship

"Were you aware, Mr. DeLay, that the judge added three

months to Hastert's prison sentence after reading your

letter of support?"

When he heard Trump say, "America first!" Charles

Lindbergh arose, ate a bowl of Quaker Oats, and

went back to bed.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #133

Hoosiers 2: the Man in the Basketball Ring

Like Ringworm, Trumpworm makes your hair fall out.

Zombie Food

"Senator, if your name is Eldon Sharpe Newton III, do

you think you're being straight with North Carolina

by calling yourself 'Buck'?"

Fascistae Sodalis

If he were an amphibian, Donald Trump would be a 

Purple Pignose Frog.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #80

Tracy Murphree

"Dennis Hastert is a good man who loves the Lord. He gets 

his integrity and values from Him. He doesn't deserve what

 he is going through."

When Porn Breaks Bad: Crystal Meth Edition

Flag Desecration #92

'Donald Trump's Donald Trump'

The Only Thing More Useless Than Senate GOPers

Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick's Decision to Boycott 

Target Meant It Was Back to Walmart, and That

Made Him Sad

Cruz and Kasich Funniest Alliance 

Since Harold and Maude

The Politico Illustrated #45

'Meet the Vigilantes Who Patrol Trump’s Rallies'

When in doubt, whip it out!

Warm Scuzzies #586

Alliance Defending Freedom

Woo-Hoo Personals #13

NeoReactionary Seeks Mate for Time Travel to the 

Austrian Empire in the Age of Metternich

Russia's Military Buys 5 Dolphins, 

Says Jokingly It's Doing a Remake

 of The Day of the Dolphin

"Hell, no, I'm not toning it down!  I'm turning it up to 11!"

Trump and Cruz Duke It Out Over Which Candidate in the 

Presidential Race Is Better at Battling a Figment of Their 

Own Imagination, the 'PC Police'

Camille Paglia Invokes Her Muse

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #35

An Unhinged Never-Trumper

"Beauty did not kill King Kong, you fool! 

It was .50 caliber machine guns!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #657

David Brumbaugh

If you're looking for an apt analogy for the Republican

 Party primaries of 2016, you might consider the Great

Boston Molasses Flood of 1919.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #78

Boris Johnson

Greedheads Galore #44

Harold Hamm

When Ted Cruz sang, 'I'm My Own Grandpa',

he really vamped it up.

London Mayor Boris Johnson Doing His Uncanny

Donald Trump Impression

Lt. Governor Dan Forest Says North Carolina Pee-Pee 

Police Target of “Pretty Amazing Smear Campaign”

"John-Boy Kasich, Peter King is gonna vote for you someday!"

Aides Say Trump About to Change Persona

Trump Campaign Adopts New Mascot for 

General Election Campaign

"My hair?  Oh, I never use anything except Aqua Net 

Professional Hair Spray, Extra Super Hold 3 Unscented."

"The way I remember the date is by saying, 'Oh, Thank

Heaven for 9/11!'"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #132

Die, Monster, Die! 2: John Stossel Needs Some Shuteye

Tyrannic Mac Rolled Out in Texas and Ohio

Test Markets

Trump Restrained in New York Victory Speech

Winning only 14% of the GOP vote, Ted Cruz learned he's 

not one of New York's values.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #77

Billy Corgan

John Steele Gordon Impersonating a Capitalist Unicorn

The Man Whose Face Rhymes with 'Sphincter'

World's Worst Yobs #354

Alex Griswold

Iron Fist: a History of the Domestication of the Martial Arts