Utah Eyes Axing Senior Year of High School to Save Money;

"Most Utahans Are Way Too Overeducated as It Is,"

State Lawmakers Say

Of the various arguments which could be made in

favor of longevity, living in a post-Broder world

would seem to be one of the most cogent.

Bye-Bye Bayh!

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #32

Conservative Scalawag

"Oh, you touch my tra la la,
Mmm... my ding ding dong.
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la,
La la la la la la la.
Oh, you touch my tra la la
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la.
Mmm... my ding ding dong.
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la"

Senator Evan Bayh to Not Seek Re-Election, Plans

to Spend More Time Reading Doghouse Riley to

His Family

Kenneth Starr Converts from Church of Christ to

Baptist Church to Become President of Baylor

University, Condemns Himself to Hell

Those who ride glass Harleys shouldn't stow thrones.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #133

Aaron Schock

Fred Thompson Forgets to Release Memoir

"Today is finally here!"

Ideological Twins Scrap for Senate Seat in

State Evan Mecham Made Famous

U.S. Apologizes for Killing 12 Afghan Civilians;

"Stuff Happens," Says General McChrystal

World's Worst Yoobs #66

Mona Charen

Warm Scuzzies #61

Gary D. Cohn

This is one tête-à-tête Hannah Giles would

like to forget.

The Professor could resist everything, except pensive envy.

"Rick Perry, it's Valentine's Day. I think you

and I could French kiss right now."

Translate 'Ann Althouse' into English and what

do you get? 'This Old House' (but without Bob

Vila and the concomitant remodeling).

"Yes, I'm Greg Mankiw, Professor of Economics at

Harvard University. But that's not my fault."

"You stop calling me Krauthammer and I'll stop

calling you Goldberg! Deal?"

If your idea of justice is that John Thain

will someday die for his sins, you are

confusing justice with fate.

Cialis had given the House Minority Leader two dosing

options. All of a sudden, he realized he had chosen the

wrong one.

"Take my Crocs and my Birkenstocks,

but please don't take my Tevas!"

"Hi, I'm Gregory Girard. Even though I look like

I might be from the Geek Squad, I'm not. No, I'm

a big Sarah Palin fan, love tea parties, and have

an arsenal big enough to fight World War III

single-handedly."

"But I don't want to read another word about Sarah Palin!"

"Sorry, Alex, but we here at The Politico are in love with

her and your eyeballs must pay the price."

"Is that so? Well, I was told YOU were the

ugly stick I was beaten with!"

"It's OK to lick me when it's just the two of us, Ma,

but please don't do it when I'm with my friends."

Silver Surfer Steals Show at Winter Olympics

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #132

Nancy Elliott

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #131

Gary Nodler

A Perplexity of Pandas

Experiment with Scotts Miracle-Gro Goes Awry

Calling Michelle Malkin a 'journalist' is like

calling Hannibal Lecter a 'foodie'.

An Obliquity of Zebras

Toyota Launches Major Recall Offensive in U. S.;

NATO Too Busy Fighting Taliban in Afghanistan

to Come to America's Rescue

Annual Lease of U. S. Congress to Monied Interests

Hits Record $3.5 Billion in 2009

"I've been to the mountaintop, progressives, and,

believe me, there's nothing up there for you."

Real fireworks aren't that much fun, actually.

Ask any soldier.

Tea Party Leader Slams Palin as

'Fox in Demon Sheep's Clothing'

Recently-Declassified Photograph #19
Valentine Card, February, 2008

Orthorexia is an obsession with eating only healthy foods.

Lest you succumb to this dining disorder, you may wish to

consider keeping a 'Taco Bell Cheesy Double Beef Burrito

Stuffed Sausage Log Wrapped in Bacon' within easy

walking distance, like, say, in your fridge.

When your last friend is Big Pharma and

you lose him, you're Billy Tauzin.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #130

Debra Medina

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #129

Bryan Fischer

Living with zombies would be a whole lot

easier if they weren't such obnoxious

proselytizers. One bite, and the next

thing you know, you're hooked on

The 700 Club.

Record Snowfall in Fearguth's Front Yard, Global

Warming Cessation Celebration Now Under Way

Four Frosties of the Snowpocalypse

Had she worked for Blackwater, Ashley Dupre

wouldn't have been called a 'Prostitute'. She

would have been called a 'Morale Welfare

Recreation Specialist'.

Oxymorons for Our Time #23

Senate Intelligence Committee