Let's not forget that it wasn't Paul Ryan or Jack

Davis who ultimately made it possible for the

Democrat, Cathy Hochul, to be elected to the U.

S. House of Representatives.  It was Christopher

 Lee, his bare chest, Craigslist, Gawker, and 

a smartphone.

The good news is that Kathy Hochul defeated Jane Corwin

in the New York 26th District special election.  The bad

news is that this guy, Jack Davis, the Tea Party candidate,

 still garnered 8% of the vote. 

Portrait of a Stout Gentleman, Alessandro

Jonah del Goldberg, Field Captain of

the Italian Eating Team (circa 1625)

"Mr. Erickson, a close aide to Sarah Palin describes you as

a 'total douchebag' and a 'greasy dumbass with a talent for

self-promotion'.  Do you think CNN was aware of these

qualifications when you were hired to be a member of 'The

Best Political Team on Television'?"

After it moves to its new $1.7 million digs in Scottsdale,

Arizona, the Palin family will continue its fishing tradition

by angling for the Pancake Batfish.

Oxymorons for Our Time #101

0 Percent Contained

If this didn't work, he had decided to give

up on ever being assimilated.

"Nice ass!"

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #98

Urban Grounds

Iran Reportedly Working on

Nuclear Trigger

Will politicians ever learn that the cover-up

is worse than the crime?  John Edwards

certainly didn't.

Sure as shootin', it's Vladimir Putin!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. Bling Crosby!

Texas Strangler Still at Large; "Stay in Your Homes,"

Authorities Warn

"Heaven's Big Boy says He was speaking allegorically, not

literally, when He told you to sacrifice your son."

Critics agreed that Newt Gingrich's answers to questions

about his $500,000 Tiffany's bill lacked the bling of truth.

He had forgiven his wife for her affair with

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, but this was

a bridge too far.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #303

Pete DeGraaf

You could always tell when Callista had just heard

Newt say, "Honey, let's go shopping at Tiffany." 

"Sorry, sir, but it's our hotel's policy

not to have bedbugs."

Scientists Find 'Happiness Gene' in Humans,

But Not in Tamarins

"Yes, George," Laura thought, "you look like a dry drunk,

but the $15 million you've made in speaking fees since you

left office has really come in handy."

Herman Cain Candidacy Viewed Widely as Rightwing

Obama Engineering

 

Levi Johnston's idea for the title and

cover of his first book, Deer in the

Dark, was quickly discarded in favor

of

Not only are David and Julia Koch richer than

thou, they are also whiter than thou.

In Memoriam:  Bristol Palin's Original Chin

Texans ought to be very thankful that the automobile hadn't

been invented back in the day when armadillos weighing

200 pounds wandered across the road.

Joke 2012 GOP Field Explodes in Face

of De Facto Head of Republican Party

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #113

Pam Geller and Barbara Espinosa

Tea-Paw Bridgefail is calling his campaign a Buick, not a

BMW.  This is a Buick.

Princess Beatrice's 'Unique Sculptural

Celebratory Headpiece' Sells on eBay

for $138,000

PizzaMan Endorses Herman Cain for President

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #97

Planet Freedom

Warm Scuzzies #188

Frederick Ladd

Governor Tea-Paw Bridgefail Has Vision of  White, Evangelical,

Socially Conservative, Gun-Owning, Obama-Despising, Pro-Tea

Party, GOP Primary Voters in Rural South Carolina

Sarah Palin says she's ready for her four-way Death Match

with Roger Ailes, Frank Bailey, and Joe McGinniss.

If the preceding ten posts look familiar, it's

because they were originally posted to this

blog on Thursday, May 12.  As you may

recall, Blogger suffered a 48-hour outage,

'disappearing' the ten posts you now see

restored to life. 

World's Worst Yoobs #97

Tara Palmeri

Alfred E. Neuman Shows Up for Photo Op with Dalai Lama,

Laura Bush, and Barbara Bush

Dick Tracy Sequel to Feature Glenn Beck as 'Pukeface'

Local Man Denies Huffing Paint

Warm Scuzzies #186

Phillip Hamilton

Gruesome Lawmaker Describes Osama Photos; "I Really

Like the One That Shows Brains Hanging Out of His Eye

Socket!" He Says

Warm Scuzzies #187

Jim Mulva

"Mr. Gingrich, you have been described as

'The Marianas Trench of Loathsomeness'.

Are you really that deep, or is this some-

thing of an exaggeration?"

Remember this fool? 

Florida Accidentally Bans Sex; Definition of 'Animal' in Anti-

Bestiality Law as 'Every Living Dumb Creature' Fits

Many Floridians to a Tee

Don't Say 'Gay', Say 'Takei'

Indiana Governor Declines to Play Role of

GOP Savior, Wasn't Thrilled at the Prospect

of Being Crucified