Growing up, Donald Trump always had a pet turtle.

He still does.

North Carolina Men's Room

Having failed in his attempt to auction off the murder

weapon, George Zimmerman decided to auction off 

himself, the murderer.

Bruce Wayne Was Really Batman

Alfred Was Really the Joker

When Facebook was smeared with racist, sexist, and

misogynistic rants, the question was:  Whodunit? Well, 

Tony Senecal, Donald Trump's long-time butler, did it.

When the Benedict Option Is Simply Not Enough

Dilma Rousseff Helps Crater the Brazilian Government

 and Economy, Makes the Sign of Dubya

In ye olden tymes, the Roadrunner chased the Coyote.

Buy It by the Case and Save 10%!

In Search of a Good Guy with a Gun

Mr. Creosote Sez:  "Bring me a 

Survival Food Bucket!"

George Zimmerman to Auction Off His Gun

"OK, Patrick, now that I've seceded, isn't it time to build 

a wall around me?"

Truth in Advertising #10

America Gets Played by 'Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards'

Were you to make America great again, it wouldn't

be Budweiser.

Little Known Fact #61

Ted Nugent's soul is the same size as his soul patch.

The Beer That Made Budweiser Famous

World's Worst Yoobs #167

Liz Mair

Le Parti C'est Moi

Meanwhile, Out West

Texas Lt.-Governor Festering Goeb

As in the case of Dorian Gray, Andrew Sullivan's portrait 

reflected his gradual metamorphosis into Donald Trump.

What if somebody incited a riot and nobody came?

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #153

Overpasses For America

Never Misunderestimate the Intelligence of the

American People

How appropriate it is that politicians have to undergo a

procedure whose name is derived from animal science.

Old Men with Guns #31

Eulalio Tordil

Trump Enlists Christie to Head White House 

Gourmandizing Team

Aquarium Sculpture Sells for $15 Million

[Spaldingfish Sold Separately]

Former First-Grader Sues Modern Artist for Plagiarizing 

His Handwriting Practice Whorls from 1948

Two Pouters in a Pear Tree

World's Worst Yobs #356

Brian Doherty

"Oh please, say to me

You'll let me be your man

And please, say to me

You'll let me hold your hand."

Mascot of Fully-Trumpized GOP

Who's Nehlen Palin 2016?

Sarah Palin Volunteers to Be Trump's VP, Says She's

'As Vetoed As Anybody in the Country'

Pamela Geller Endorses Donald Trump

A new study shows opioid addicts who get high on Immodium 

don't give a shit.

Sic Transit Gloria Mercurius

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #81

Roy Moore

Warm Scuzzies #588

Farm News

"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the 

Devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking 

whom he may devour." [I Peter 5:8]

House Republicans are calling for the complete elimination 

of the IRS. It will be replaced by a new, smaller, more 

accountable department to be called the 'Internal 

Tithing Service', whose motto shall be, '10% Minimum---

Anything Less Is an Ungenerous Response to God and 

Will Be Punished with Eternal Damnation'.

Boaty McBoatface

Trumpy McTrumpface

It Came from Beneath Taco Bell

Bob Dole Endorses Donald Trump, Says His Sexual

 Economy Needed a Stimulus

"I'm not a Republican for a party or a person. 

I'm now a registered Weimaraner."

Rick Perry Learns to Live with Cancer

Uh-oh, Mom unwisely ignored the warning of Anthony 

Senecal, Trump's butler: "Stay away if he’s wearing 

a red cap!"