Some say Senator Mitch McConnell 'sucks',  some say

he 'blows'.  In truth, he's ambisextrous and can do

both at the same time.

Romney Says Hurricane Adam (aka 'The Sextortionist') 

'Didn't Come at the Right Time'

Big Brother Has a New Name

Not since FDR had a President of the United

States served four terms.  But Barack Bush,

against all odds, had done it.

Director of National Intelligence Sad That He and His

Boss Have Lost All Credibility

Man or beast?  Neither:  it's a woman.

Governator

Goobernator

National Security Agency Reportedly Pissed That

Fearguth Doesn't Use His Cellphone Often Enough

What Mitch McConnell Looks Like When He's

Feeling Intimidated

"The bike lobby is an all-powerful enterprise, right up

there with the Wizard of Oz and the Queen of Hearts."

World's Worst Yobs #288

Nick Searcy

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #502

Jim Bridenstine

There are 'paid liars', like Jay Carney, and then there

are 'overpaid liars', like Darrell Issa.

Game of Thrones debuted on HBO on April 17, 2011.  

Here we see Osama bin Laden watching the first

episode.  Before he could view the third episode,

Osama was assassinated on May 2, 2011.  C'est la vie.

"I am NOT Louie Gohmert!"

"I am NOT Louie Gohmert, either!"

"Without a doubt, I AM Louie Gohmert!"

American Schutzstaffel #25

"Granted, evolution sounded good in theory.

But, in practice, it produced humans, and 

that was its fatal flaw."

Some faces are so ugly they should be illegal.  Take

Chuck Grassley's, for instance.

"Gee whiz, the hormone level created by nature sets in 

place the possibility for dick taters like me to occur."

Flynn Beck, Glenn Beck's Long-Lost Twin Brother, 

Announces 'Hairier-Than-Thou' Crusade

Edith Jones, 5th U. S. Circuit Court of Appeals Judge,

Said to Be Predisposed to Racist Imbecility

You can tell from looking that Rebekah Brooks would

never engage in phone hacking.

Alabama Wife Takes to Facebook to Warn

 Meshach and Abednego to Stop Sending 

Pictures of Themselves to Her Husband

 Shadrack

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #26

Gordon Gee

Insiders say God wept when House GOP members

 asserted they prayed and He told them to keep

 John Boehner as Speaker.

Phil Bryant believes our schools are mediocre because

there are too many mothers in the workplace.  Why

Mississippi has such a mediocre governor, he didn't say.

Google Glass Porn Ap Banned; Developers Frantically

Seeking Alternative Raison D'être for Geeky Gear

Members of British Slavocracy Auction Banksy 

Graffito, Slave Labour, for $1.1 Million

"Hey, kids, what time is it?"

"It's Wakarusa time!"

[Fearguth will be offline until June 4.]

One-L to Become No-L After 2014

Walmart Admits Dumping Pollutants, Will Pay 

$81 Million in Pocket Change

No doubt about it:  John Boehner's power

to make people laugh was shrinking.

Carmen Reinhart, Harvard's spec-

tacularly mistaken economist, calls

Princeton's Paul Krugman 'spec-

tacularly uncivil'.  World yawns.

Local Unbeliever Charged with Sacred Cow Rustling

"Like Rand Paul says, Obama's really losing 

the moral authority to lead this nation."

If everyone will be really sweet to him, Rand Paul 

just might vote for immigration reform.

High Cotton

Low Cotton

Don Thompson Sez:  "We don't sell junk food!"

[As we all know, McDonald's only sells 

Pâté de Foie Gras, Chateaubriand, and 

Lobster Newburg.]

Asked what job David Price (shown here)

had been hired to do, Toronto mayor Rob

Ford said, "Director of the Office of

Logistics and Blow Drying."

Would you buy a used crack pipe from this man?

Governor of Oklahoma Cuts Red Tape,

Dress Falls Off

Q:  How can you tell when Peter King isn't offended?

A:  You can't.

“I’m gonna be honest with everybody.  I’m attracted 

to Mr. Maddow, and that really conflicts my, uh … 

I always thought of myself as a heterosexual, but …

OMG!  I feel my balls re-ascending the inguinal canal!”

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #501

Bob Fitzsimmonds

The 'Minister' Half of E. W. Jackson That Made

Controversial Remarks

The 'Candidate' Half of E. W. Jackson That Didn't